Over It All

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[8nin]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[letmeflyawaytoneverland]

AI is ruining my job

I work in a theatre. I am a stage manager and my new artistic director is using fucking AI images for our projections and it's killing my soul. I really don't want to be a part of this company anymore. Why are we using AI instead of paying actual artists? How do we preach paying actors more and not pay an actual fucking artist to create our backdrops!?

I hate it here.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

important to note that they don't just awawa or squeak or chirp they also make this bizarre honking sound

[jame7t]

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

[ejgto]

[late-dawnz-early-sunsets]

what the fuck man you cant do that

[emeraldwhale]

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[kosmogrl]

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[pangur-and-grim]

in a moment, everything can change

[gawayne]

the creature..

[mia-down-under]

[chillyfeetsteak]

was behind a truck today with a bumper sticker that said "JESUS CAN HELP YOU" and in my head i was like 🙄 ok but then i saw a second, handmade sign on the side of the truck that said "taskrabbit: call jesus torres" and his phone number

[determinedapathy]

@apocrypals

[apocrypals]

JESUS SAVES

You time and money over other repairmen

[angualupin]

Back when I lived in Michigan, there was a local shoe repair shop owned by someone named Jesus, and his sign out front said, "Jesus will save your sole and even dye for you" and I laughed literally every time I saw it

[kosmogrl]

[huffylemon]

[miss-wizard]

think about how much fucking math this guy had to do. all while thinking this was a good idea

[he-needs-more-whiskey]

top ten stairs to trip and die on while drunk off your ass

[definite-human]

[fourteenth-ascian]

happy 4/20

[catchymemes]

[thedankmemes]