what the actual fuck

I just really like dogs and doing stupid shit

[goodkidmadcity]

Gawd damn right

[failchild]

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[coldalbion]

[that-house]

A story in two parts

[sigmundfreud]

being a woman is so wonderful that not even the horrors of being a woman can diminish that

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

develop a breeding kink in memory of shinzo abe

[churrotowns]

the onion going hard in its landing page layout again...

i felt this in my soul:

[lady-corvus]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

"i need terrible things to start happening to powerful people" post finally working

[kirianthedivorce]

Seeing a lot of people not from the uk not understanding who Larry the Cat is and his role in UK politics

Larry the Cat is no. 10’s official mouser. He lives at No. 10 and catches mice. He has held this position for over a decade

When shit is going down and all the news crews are hanging outside no. 10 waiting for something to happen he’s usually also hanging around outside so when there’s not much visual happening but they don’t want to cut away from the outside of No. 10 we all just watch Larry

He is often seen standing by the door waiting to be let in

He is the most competent person at No. 10

[theunfairfolk]

humans need a healthy dose of believing in benign bullshit. four leaf clovers. salt over the shoulder. if you don’t let it out in little ways it builds up inside of you where it rots until you join qanon.

[papasmoke]

Manic pixie dream swamp beast

[sydereal-shrimp-farmer]

[papasmoke]

Ok yeah that works

[will-o-the-witch]

I had to explain to my Rabbi what a himbo was today because we were talking about Samson

[will-o-the-witch]

He also explained to me that Samson's father, Manoah's name roughly translates to "He whose head is asleep" but not in an actual sleeping way. Like they straight up named this man Dumbass. Samson means "bright" but it's supposed to be kind of an ironic joke. So Manoah's wife is just blessed with a husband named Dumbass and one extremely buff child named "Smart...mhm!"

[samspeigel]

Smart son of dumbass is on some other level...

[twoheartsoneclara]

people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

happy sweet fat of the hog tuesday

[bimbosofficial]

[howlpendraig]

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

[eye-co]

[frog-whisperer]

[thetrashchronicles]

[absolutecheezit]