Oh You Know

'97. He/Him.

[piendish]

[niceinchnails]

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[bungerc0re]

charlie kirk got slimed out, ben shapiro lost his platform, alex jones got sued, jordan peterson is on life support and definitely will never be taken seriously again. clavicular OD'd and will be dead within the year. horrible year for the "what are words really" fandom

[hunkeydoreysuperyuri]

Placing my own personal prediction now, Joe Rogan is gonna get flash frozen inside his ice bath. They’ll find his bald dome perfectly sticking out the top of an ice cube

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i went to the beach that makes you cold

[grossvampire]

laughed myself sick last nioght imaging lotr gollum having a blog where he just talks normally while also signing all his posts in beautiful cursive for some reason. like this:

[slunch]

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[wretched-mog]

one of the fastest double-takes of my life.....

[flawedvictori]

guy who confuses his animal metaphors during sex voice: wow take a look at those oinkers

[flawedvictori]

fuck what kind of moron am i. forgot to add my barnyard animals tag. fuck

[gondorrevealparty]

being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.

Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.

[ordeals]

Wangechi Mutu, Insides Grow Outside, 2016, watercolour on paper

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[orcboxer]

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

[seobot]

[leroleroart]

Depression comic

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[horsegirl]

Imagining things as they could be instead of how they are