yo this blogs dead

I made this shit like 3 years ago and y'all still reblogging that tg post smh

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Mom: Do you know where the remote is?

Me: Do you know where Hideyoshi Nagachika is?

[hubbleheretic]

1fish-2fish-redfish-brianfish

crowleyisapunkasscrossroadsdemon

imwinningthegame

imonarainbowdiet

penguiniisms

dont-question-the-winter-widow

frozen-wavess

swiggity-swell-its-destiel

miktone

izzy-is-phantabulous

frickfrackpercyjackson

somebody-stole-my-car-radiio

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So the anon are moving now? Oh that's great. I swear...

[isitdonproof]

[zzdougs-blog1]

#[chanting] prequel prequel preQUEL PREQUEL PREQUEL

[thescienceofjohnlock]

So Capt Jack got his ‘Pirate’ brand for liberating slaves. Yes I want this story told.

[gojira-kingofthekaiju]

This is why his soul is worth 100 souls. Because he saved 100 slaves. The Black Pearl has its name for a reason. It’s a slave running ship.

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my whOLE LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW. 

[owtytrihtneves]

[carryoncrowsblog-deactivated202]

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

[ruingazaki-deactivated20171122]

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

[eternalblumenkraft]

hail satan

[halogenuine-deactivated20150201]

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

[phantomsqueaker-archives-blog]

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

[pugnaciousjester]

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

[lekswinterisdyslexic]

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity

2. Pretentiousness

3. Solipsism

4. Self-deceit

5. Herd conformity

6. Lack of perspective

7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies

8. Counterproductive pride

9. Lack of aesthetics

That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

[thepotentialtobe-yours-deactiva]

*converts to Satanism*

[hewwobrine-deactivated20180515]

it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…

1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked

2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them

3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there

4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy

5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal

6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved

7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.

8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9: Do not harm young children.

10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

[mistresserycinae]

Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’

[alpinepunx]

Welcome to satanism fellas

[natural-born-rebel-spirit]

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

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" If they do not stop, destroy them."

[staypozitive]

[ufojo]

Christmas countdown

OKAY, BUT HOW THE FUCK

[violet-sunshine749]

@ blablalittleflower

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So I went into that new Explore thing of tumblr and all I see is thAT FUCKING GOAT ON A 90 DEGREE ANGLE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

[gifsboom]

Mountain Goat.

[come-rika]

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the character you'd be in an anime

aries: perverted glasses character

taurus: tsundere friend of the most popular kid in school

gemini: the moe moe little sibling character

cancer: the dead mom character who only shows up in childhood flashbacks

leo: big yaoi seme with big yaoi hands

virgo: boring as fuck otome game heroine

libra: the flirty shota/lolita with homosexual tendencies

scorpio: the super hot shoujo character who looks like a million bucks but can't do anything right

sagittarius: the angry uke that gets picked up by a rich seme

capricorn: the first casualty

aquarius: the sweet friendly character who turns out to be the spawn of satan

pisces: the lonely otaku character

[tsukiyyama]

Happy Birthday Ciel Phantomhive! 12/14 ♔

[joifulmoon]

People with bad eye sight will understand

Eye doctor: “one…*switches lenses*..or two? Choose which is better…one….*switches lens again*..or two”

Me: *sweats nervously*

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E H

So I got Tagged by falling-for-eren

What’s your name?

My Name's Cierra, but many people call me Miji because of my height. 

When’s your birthday?

December 29th!! 

Where are you from?

I was born in Florida, but we moved to PA shortly after I was born. 

Have a crush?

Eh, I just got over something really big -when I say get over, I mean that it's still bothering me and I want to curl up in a ball and cry- So not really. Unless you're counting my baby Alois. 

What’s you favorite color?

Purple, blue, and black like my soul. 

Write something in all caps.

DON'T THINK ABOUT KITTENS AND DEATH, THINK ABOUT CRY. SEE IT'S BETTER NOW ISN'T IT. 

Got a favorite band/artist?

I have a lot, but if I were to pick one or two, it would either be Motionless in White, or Crown the Empire. 

Favorite number?

413. I'm trash and I'm not going to explain this one. If you get it, I'm sure you hate yourself and everything that ever happened. c: 

Favorite drink?

Sweet tea. It's my life and I will most likely fight you over it. 

Tag 10 people

when-my-otp-became-such-a-mess misterfreckle thespidersintention theonewithoutaroute utasdabae7 enomototakane97 jean-shake-that-ass-kirschtein dustlandfairytail gasai--senpai kiwadraws

[richelieux]

you probably get a lot of motivational cute animals during exam period but I think we all need some realist goals that would give us some fake feeling of achievement.

[rockedpunk]

Okay I don’t know who made this little penguin comic about me but you are way too involved in my life obviously

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I am not ashamed of my scars. 

Don't you fucking dare tell me that I should be. 

My scars build a novel. They show my story, what I've been through, and what I lived for. 

We are not, and never will be, ashamed of our battle scars. 

[argoniandaedricprince]