[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[homunculus-argument]

I hate how often my first clue of being sick is having the kind of tired that makes me go "man, I wish I was sick so I'd have an excuse to not do anything" and then I won't believe any latter symptoms because surely I'm imagining and/or faking it because I want to be sick. Illness-related impostor syndrome.

[cityrun]

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

[cityrun]

in my minds eye

[cityrun]

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again

[thedreamthieves]

please.

[teaboot]

Fucking geniuses made mimes funny

[razziliciousart]

Everyone line up for your mandatory vibe check

[slavetomyheadcanon]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuckkkk man not the SERIAL UNALIVER

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[fishing-princess]

[subaru-copilot]

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

[teaboot]

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

[orteil42]

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

[map9810-blog]

[enodiamoon]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral: