I'll flip you like an omelette

Eeey dessertsss, soy Perico, I'm a skull candy or "calaverita", pocheo cañon we, no mames, hahaH MY BLOG SUCKS DICK, SO GET IN LINE ahha ask awayy, ey?

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baby ur back !!!!11 ´w´

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aliiive

Im on a break! so i thought it’d be nice to come here and well..interact with u guys! lmao is there anyone alive? (like or somethin if u want a starter :’3) anyway, schools a bitch and i adooore her, made my first yucky animation and 3d model :’D I also got to meet Alex Hirsch! aka creator of Gravity Falls, it was awesome...oh! im takin this chance tooo ...present? Perico’s bakerrrr, since..i hadnt made one for him lmao so, up there,the guuurl by his side is his baker yaaay, she’s priest who enjoys telenovelas and the beautiful art of shibari yaaay

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desserts have to live with their mun? i can just picture it goin somethin like this lmao yesialwayswearblack backtoworkkkkkkk :'D

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Ven- Peri! Pants-! *tosses a blanket on Perico, tripping.*. Showing too much

too much…?//gets self conscious/ W-what were you lookin at,pervert?! tch-//squats and hides under blanket/ guuh…hey you jumbo,carry me somewhere safe

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Ven *immediately complies*  Somewhere safe! ?  at least you’re covered up….  *notices the chest cavity..*

You hurt?  you look like you need the hospital.  Does it hurt?

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hurt? n-no it uh...I need to...//steps down// I feel weird

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Feera: Cute....

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Feera:….c-can I hold the snake

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his name's diablo, fufu, isnt he the prettiest girl

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Feera: Cute....

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Your pets are super cute!

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DUD. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDTTTT

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im baCK

no well im acutallyjoking i have nolife ,mun's been doin guud, i got to take part on a film from school, i'll try harder tho so i can be active again , happy valentiiiiiines,ill be blazin it for all of u guys,yuppppp

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heeelloow

you miiiight maybe quite not possibly be thinkin...who the fuck is this nugget in my dashboard?, lmao i know i dissapeared,waaay more than i intended but ...uni is hard ? (surprise surprise amarite) i have noooo time whatsoever is2g im sooo tired, BUT i expect to pick up the pace soon and yknow...cumm back cause yeaaah love u

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Ven- Peri! Pants-! *tosses a blanket on Perico, tripping.*. Showing too much

too much...?//gets self conscious/ W-what were you lookin at,pervert?! tch-//squats and hides under blanket/ guuh...hey you jumbo,carry me somewhere safe

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Do you have a lover Perico?

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you remind me of my pinky toe, small , cute and i'll probably bang you on my coffee table later tonight ;)))

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ooc sideblog

at http://calaverota.tumblr.com/ , because....reasons, lmao i wanna reblog so many things so i'll use that blog, so..no need to follow tbh, it'll primarly be just me fangirling over desserts and ooc stuff YEAH it's me, dont panic , hi, talk to me lmao

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did you know lizards and snakes have hemipenises??? its like a CLUSTER OF PENISES

WELL, WELL, WELL Hellooo Mr. Lizard, Ms. Diablo. DAYUM.*background sax music playin*

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Lemme in his pants

don’t know if I can fit you in there.. but we could try ,eyyy?

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SUCK MY DICKY OU BIRD