SWERVE

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

camalilium:

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[tockthewatchdog]

“we were born wrong”

[teenblunder]

I’m thinking about going missing

[funnytwittertweets]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cilantro yummy gene privilege

[isabella-danielle72]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

[lesbian-toddhoward]

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

She was thinking it though.

[powerjock]

[deskmanic]

I love this whole segment.

[jonbutter]

i cant believe griffin gave us 3 fantastic lines in under 30 seconds

[tropicalwave]

[mackmagaha-deactivated20200622]

“are you wearing th-“

“the chanel boots? yeah, i am.”

[jamesscarstairs]

if i was in a jane austen novel i would be the one sent to the seaside for my health

[meditationonbaaal]

Dean Pelton showing his midriff.

Community (2009 - 2015):

2x21 Paradigms of Human Memory (twice)

2x22 A Fistful of Paintballs

4x01 History 101

4x02 Paranormal Parentage

for the lovely @lucivar​ <3

[anxietyproblem]

[sickjacket]

like this is one of the best vampire jokes i’ve ever heard in my life

[australianpikachu]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[grooveland]

[opportunechicanery]

the next stimulus check

[headspace-hotel]

why are schoolchildren so much better at detecting autism in girls than legit doctors

after seeing a knowledgeable pediatrician ur whole life you’ll finally get evaluated as a teenager and they’ll be like “I am forced to concede...that you may have a slight case of the Ass Burgers”

when Melissa, Kelsey and Sophie from the third grade will look at you for .5 seconds, simultaneously be like “this other small girl has something wrong with her” and give you lifelong trauma without even referring you to a psychologist