Just breathe

Katie. 20. I'm a huge fucking nerd. I like sex & pasta. Dogs & nature. By the way, you're beautiful.

[moodymoody]

she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart

[letsdoitforlove]

i feel like my heart is slowing breaking into a million pieces

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[bluntasaurus-sex]

america

[jokerinyaraizi]

[thoughts-in-shower]

The fact that an entire generation can quote Spongebob and be universally understood is astounding.

[carrotsforferrets-deactivated20]

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

[undoherdamage]

@mynameiseyyyyyy

[bunjywunjy]

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

[cacklebarnacle]

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

[kedreeva]

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me @ both of them as I try to function in society:

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[naturaekos]

[haznlou-deactivated20190321]

This is the peak of 2018, no one can out do this

[scrambled-pancakess]

… nailed it …

[theroguefeminist]

can we just make this a regular thing? putting the truth in parentheses next to quotes of lies politicians tell?

[sour-watermelons]

What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

[favoritelatina]

Girls that suck dick without being asked and enjoy it are keepers.

[saiyanpvpi-deactivated20191018]

Just pull my dick oout ma

[mademoiselle-lolita]

[letsdoitforlove]

I don’t even want to have a birthday anymore.

[29knutstoasickle-blog]

Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!

[oocharleneoo]

Emma’s reaction though 

[stephanie-judith-tanner-blog]

Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.

[mysticfeather]

I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…

[prominent-nipple]

[meanplastic]

Me in 60 years

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

She is lip syncing for her motherfucking liiiiife