we're not eating the fucking box, brain

pip / 25 / the patb goes here so my irl friends don't put me in the bin / theme: https://www.tumblr.com/theme/38704

[panithemouse]

The fandom is like:

Ex-husbands evil gay mice

[queerpyracy]

baffling how much of this site is just conservative protestantism with a gay hat

[queerpyracy]

you know what i’m in just enough of a bad mood that i’m ready to nail my grievances to the church door so let’s fucking go

black and white morality wherein anyone who doesn’t believe/think/live exactly as I do is a dirty sinner Problematic and probably a predatory monster

everyone is a sinner Problematic but true believers people who activist the right way according to my worldview are still better than everyone else, and I will act in accordance to this belief in my own superiority to let everyone else know I’m better than them because I found Jesus am the most woke

casual and fucking omnipresent equations of womanhood with softness/goodness/purity/nurturing to remind every woman who isn’t/doesn’t want to be any of those things that they’re doing it wrong

aggressive desexualization (particularly of women’s sexuality, to the point where it may as well not exist at all) accompanied by pastels [not a criticism directed ace ppl having a right to sex-free content and spaces but specifically targeted at a wider problem resulting from the previous point]

YOU’RE VALID AND JESUS LOVES YOU and neither of these platitudes achieves a goddamn thing

historical context is for people who care about nuance and we don’t have time for either (see: black and white morality)

lots of slogans and quotes and nice little soundbites to memorize but does anybody actually study the source material with a critical eye to make their own informed analysis

the answer is no

I’ve been to bible study groups don’t @ me I know what the fuck I’m talking about

Good Christians™ Nice Gays™ don’t fraternize with/let themselves be influenced by non-Christians those terrible queers

all the media one consumes must be ideologically pure or it will surely harm the children

it is Our Sacred Duty to protect the children from Everything, thus ensuring their innocence/purity/etc until such time as they are idk probably 25 years old

literally just “think of the children” moral panic y’all can fuckin miss me with that

people who don’t conform to the dominant thinking WILL be excommunicated/driven from the social group, and any wrong treatment they suffer will be seen as a justified consequence of their wrong thinking

I Saw Goody Proctor With The Devil And She Had A Bad Steven Universe Headcanon

[kmclaude]

Thank you for breaking it down like that because so many of us have been saying it but to see a play by play breakdown comparison is just…Thank you.

[jumpingjacktrash]

sipping tea and judging people as a group bonding activity

[curlicuecal]

oh, man, speaking as a queer Christian who gets regular tumblr flashbacks to my childhood in the Bible Belt, YES

-belief that small snippets of text can be analyzed out context to understand the whole work/ judge the whole person -Desire for moral choices to be easy/ black-and-white leads to belief that it is possible to find a one-size-fits all answer to every situation -Literal, rather than literary analysis, with weird fixation on etymological roots that have nothing to do with source material -Belief that there is “one true interpretation” that is self-evident and will be understood by everyone encountering the same material regardless of background -Overwhelming, internalized sense of culpability for other people’s actions/integrity/souls -Overwhelming, internalized sense of personal guilt -Pressure to evangelize aggressively -Tendency to value broad ideals before individual needs -Hostility towards coexistence/tolerance/neutrality -Hostility towards lack of consensus in viewpoint -Knowledge as contamination -Guilt/contamination by proximity -Fixation on the sexual as uniquely dirty/sinful -Belief in “thought crimes” -Argumentation via appeal to higher authority/feelings of revulsion rather than internal, verbalizeable logic -“conversations” that are actually stealth soapboxes because one side isn’t actually interested in listening -“polite requests” that are actually commands because “no” is not considered an acceptable answer -in-group language -virtue-signaling and hostility towards the outgroup -gatekeeping -communities strongly built around the idea of being the world’s underdog -appropriation of other people’s persecution/victimization -treating the concept of oppression like a trophy -glorification/fetishization of victimhood

[hms-no-fun]

“I Saw Goody Proctor With The Devil And She Had A Bad Steven Universe Headcanon” knocked me on my ass

[rottenrobbie]

So I hear Christmas is on its way.

[evanskvrl]

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD FUCK YES!

[thelittlemermage]

The…..same thing we to every night…?  

[thelittlemermage]

whAT IF WE BROUGHT THIS POST BACK TOO.

[thelittlemermage]

If I bring it back three times it’s tradition, right? 

[rottenrobbie]

pinky you’re enjoying christmas a little too much again

[evanskvrl]

Love it.

[thelittlemermage]

It’s distressingly accurate to the actual product omg

[thelittlemermage]

TRADITION.

[shiningoak]

"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.

[anneofgreengaybles]

what’s the first “cinematic equivalent to taking a roundhouse kick directly to the sternum” childhood movie experience you remember having? (If you reblog tell me the year you were born in the tags!!)

My Girl (1992)

The Land Before Time (1988)

The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

The Iron Giant (1999)

My Dog Skip (2000)

Bambi (1942)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

The Neverending Story (1984)

The Secret Garden (1993)

Something else (tell me in the tags)

Voting ended onOct 17, 2023

[anneofgreengaybles]

hopping on here to say that the number of people tagging things “why is [x movie] even FOR kids?????” thoroughly depresses me and I ask you to remember that children’s media is for ALL children, including those who have experienced trauma, because they deserve to feel seen and validated by movies and books that depict similar experiences!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ask-the-lab-weremouse]

[wimsiecal]

Welp it's FINALLY here!! Feel free to send asks ^^

This blog is just meant to be a bit more "calm" than my Ask DP one and I'm gonna be prioritizing that one over this one so I'm sorry if updates might be a bit slow. I am very excited for it though so who knows haha xD

Anyway yeah! This is gonna be fun :D

[friendshipgirl]

Inspired by https://twitter.com/brainsister/status/1368947198587674628

I had to draw it! I’m sorry! ( not sorry )

@toontownwarner

[letseatthebox]

i believe they remade into @brainsib! fantastic work as always lauren :)

[friendshipgirl]

( Daniel plays with a yellow hula hoop )

Brain: Daniel, you know those things are only gonna make you look like you’re trying to look... well... seductive.

Daniel: So? No one is around but you guys. I’m actually fine with doing it in front of you two. Besides, I’m already a hot hula-hooping mouse! ( sings as he moves more seductively ) I'm on tonight

You know my hips don't lie

And I am starting to feel you, boy

Come on, let's go, real slow

Don't you see, baby, así es perfecto?

( Brain rolls his eyes with a smile at Daniel's antics )

Pinky: Egad! You really good at it! Mine if I use the blue one? ( takes the blue hula hoop and swishes it around his hips ) Hoop the hoop! Narf!

Brain: Now don’t get too carried away gentlemen. Otherwise I would and end up humiliating myself I just because I wanna join. I already made it clear to the fans in the series that those things are pretty useless in cannon.

Daniel: But did the directors say you shouldn’t secretly like them, and that it couldn’t be headcannon, and that weather it matters if the fans wanted it to be cannon or not?

Brain: Well... no...

Pinky: ( laughs )

Brain: I guess they didn’t! ( grabs a red hula hoop and starts to use it, laughing as he's enjoying himself )

Daniel: Whoo! Work it, Brain!

[batmanego]

thats ok mozilla firefox. What was that noise you just made though

[merlintintintin]

surely you’ll take some more gay mice

[letseatthebox]

one last thing before i check out

if this was just about making people uncomfortable, we'd deal with it. if it was about retagging, we'd deal with it. if it was like.... oh you put this in the wrong server and x is triggered by that and that was a shitty thing to do. we would deal with it and we'd be apologetic. none of us set out to hurt people.

but it's not "making people uncomfortable" is it lol it's about having the tallest morality horse of all

[thelittlemermage]

Both of these images were posted in the main tag on tumblr. Can you guess which image was actually tagged suggestive and which was not? Can you identify which image the fandom considers so sexual they worry for the safety of minors laying eyes on it months after the fact?

[letseatthebox]

sooooo worried about the safety of minors laying their eyes on Bad Art that they take it out of its tagged and restricted box and send it straight to them

[brinkydinky]

Patb Fandom!! This is important please read!!!

I haven't seen anyone talk about it yet and it needs to be talked about.

WIMSIECAL IS A PROSHITTER!!!

AND THEY MADE A REALLY SHITTY POST!!!

Nini and bunni, other well-known artists in the fandom, also liked the post?? I believe the post has been deleted but the art should have never even been made.

please block me if you still support wims.

Screen recording I got from others of the post:

TW//SA / NONCON

literally why would anyone ever make this, it's just gross

[letseatthebox]

who are the "others" you got the video from and why did they send it to you? could they not have made the post themselves? you are underage, as you've mentioned, and clearly uncomfortable with this kind of content - and i'm sorry you were made uncomfortable. wimsie took precautions with the original post to ensure people in your situation... couldn't see it. that's the whole point of community labels. it's not even in any tags.

so forgive me - i'm a little lost as to why you personally were made involved.

EDIT: the notes are a mess because i think half the contextual comments have been deleted. but from what i understand it was posted in a discord and you chose to look at it. in which case, again, super sorry you were made uncomfortable darling. but

if you chose to look at it there's really not a lot else we can do. wimsie could have put all the community labels on in the world and if someone in your position chooses to click through them anyway then... they still see it. if it was on a porn website and someone chose to look at it they'd still see it. i'm not trying to be harsh but please understand that you choosing to look at it is out of wimsie's hands. they did what they could.

who the fuck sent it to you lmfao. was it in a discord??? why would they send that in a discord with people who are underage and uncomfortable with sexual content. i.... sincerely think there are bigger problems here.

[thelittlemermage]

My roommate showed me this picture and said it was Brain

He was right.

[shuunthenonbeliever]

I made these for my discord server friends as a valentine's prank

happy Suavalentine's day!

[thelittlemermage]

You're a menace 😭😭😭

[crispwater]

Whats DP stand for?

Dynamic Positioning

Dude Perfect

Display Picture

Director of Photography

Displaced Person

Data Processing

Double Play

Degree of Polymerization

Other (there are none)

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023