He-Niece of Lucifer!!

Mazie, 26, they/he

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[brotherhumphrey]

three times a year we have the monastery poetry slam but some of the brothers are taking vows of silence so they just get up there and look at us for a while and then we all clap

[u-f-o-friend]

does the ant die dot com

[toastbutteregg]

[teaboot]

that shits is potions

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[7dmom]

what if scurvy makes me kinder

[dr-paint]

Go piss girl

[francisforever2014]

me being so normal when there’s only vague plans to hang out for the day nobody is texting back with specific times or what we’re doing

[radioempyrea]

I'm going to [doesn't even consider self-censoring bc letting pop psychology influence your behavior is cringe] fucking kill myself dude

[homunculus-argument]

Congratulations to everyone who decided to do the annual January Challenge this year: successfully getting through every single day of January.

[goudavibrations]

sodom and garfunkel

[goudavibrations]

simon and gomorrah

[copperbadge]

War, Famine, Pestilence, and Young

[letsfillmoominvalleywithcrime]

Scenarios that cause me genuine distress even though I will never experience them in real life:

Grain entrapment

Chimp attack

Standing in a hallway and Bob from Twin Peaks is there

[letsfillmoominvalleywithcrime]

Hey man are you okay

[letsfillmoominvalleywithcrime]

Does anyone else feel insane about Graham Nash and Joni Mitchell hanging out last night. Reblog and tag if yes I need to talk about this

[nerdjpg]

Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

[vamptits]

if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

[vamptits]

grug picking a different kind of fruit if you catch grug meaning. hunting a different type of bear.

[charl0ttan]

we could be so fucking wet and loud

[spiribia]

This is how I would post about Glinda the good if I was an Ozian