Honk Honk Academic

[fakeboitherottengirl]

[cognitohazardous]

this feels derivative of a beany tuesday comic but i felt it was the best way to convey this phenomenon

[cognitohazardous]

[phantomrose96]

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

[phantomrose96]

characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)

fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48

[phantomrose96]

[medievalspecs]

[memorilore]

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[galahues]

sometime this month I got really into those gyaru style photoshoots and I wanted to be cute like that too~ ✧˚ ⋆｡˚

[fadedlovemp3]

www.destroyedandbetrayedyourselffornothing.com/careers

[ostolero]

due to budgetary constraints we've redefined the American Dream to be dry humping on the clock

[7777777awawawa7777777]

someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh

[chulip-blossoms]

a really really really underrated feeling in learning a different language is when you start to hear words. as in it's no longer a string of sounds, you can parse through where words start and stop as you're hearing them. even words that you don't know what they mean yet but you can distinctly hear it as a whole word

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[gothdianxia]

Why are subs always unemployed 😭 bitch you love getting told what to do and being taken advantage of you d loveee having a job😭😭

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Help

[saprophetic]

is this the post you were looking for

[greelin]

they should invent something that you can use to indicate you are turning or switching lanes in a vehicle

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

why the fuck does it say reblogs are turned off for this post. i didnt do that

[retroactivebakeries]

they’re trying to stop the music

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[sapphia]

hold on i need to google something

[sapphia]

okay this is funny and also support HIJOS, which raises awareness for the forcible disappearance of people in guatemala and argentina!

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

i honestly didn´t even realize this tweet was made to critique this woman i thought it was made to show us how badass this woman is

[hammercarexplosion]

[loveridden1999]

starting a collection