out to live a tale worth telling.

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[andinewton]

Excuse me, sir, put down my bloomers!

[william-snekspeare]

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

[lollytea]

wearing shorts with a hoodie is such a gay and dumbass move. like are you hot or cold bitch???

[lastoneout]

its cute

[lollytea]

[peridotite]

i made dino empanadas :]

[peridotite]

update: they came out very good

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

[sinusoidalgyroid]

[iridescent-glint-beetle]

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[chlorofeel-deactivated20240728]

Structure of the sensitive plant

[momo-de-avis]

A king recognizes another king in fashion

[johncrocker]

i found the video

source

[snarkymcbarky]

Are you shitting me?

[crybourg]

proof that humans have peaked as a species

[squided]

I just noticed the little ears on their hat

[universeofmemes]

[d1ecast]

[susanpevensle]

today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules

[creekfiend]

#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have

[gennyescsecsemo]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

The lack of context here is thrilling

[catchymemes]

[pajamaben]

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting