You Know I Had To Jew It To ‘Em

Mar (yes, I am quite bitter) they/he

[letsjewthisthing]

Hi! I’m Mar. Let’s Jew This Thing.

[jewish-culture-is]

Jewish culture is hearing a guy called up as the son of Abraham and Sarah and smiling that someone found their tribe ☺️. And then finding out later that no, their parents are just named Abraham and Sarah.

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[captainlordauditor]

Why do we call it a yeshiva when we could be calling it debate midrash

[vaspider]

[bobemajses]

Jewish traditions in Warsaw, Poland, ca. 1906

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

me drowning in a lake while my friend, 11th century french rabbi and prolific scriptural commentator Schlomo "Rashi" Yitzchaki (zy"a) stands nearby: help im drowing help me rashi

Schlomo "Rashi" Yitzchaki (zy"a): "drowing" is likely a scribal error for "drowning." "im drow[n]ing" is to say: my lungs have become filled with water, and i am struggling to breathe. "help" once followed by "help me" a second time: the first [help] is directed to the Holy One, blessed be He, and means: "may He help us by swiftly delivering the World to Come;" the second (i.e., "help me") is to invoke direct assistance in this world, spoken as if to a personal friend. the meaning of "rashi" here is unclear.

[eliyahu613]

[avosettas]

hey can anyone tell me where i can get chad gadya for two zuzim? seems like a really cheap price for this day and age but i heard from Hashem who heard from the angel of death who heard from the shochet who heard from the ox who heard from the water who heard from the fire who heard from the stick who heard from the dog who heard from the cat who heard from the goat that someone's father bought that goat for just two zuzim

[clancyrune]

chag christmas to those who celebrate!!!! or happy christmas i hope i'm saying it right hehehe i know it's not tradition but i hope you have some sufganiyot anyway 🥰 so sad its only one day tho 🥺

[clancyrune]

it's that wonderful time of the year! chag erev chrysler! i hope the egg hunt goes well!

[neshamama]

menorahs by linda schwartz

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[yehudigorl]

tis the season

[aka-maayan]

I forgot about this

[tikkunhayam]

I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Happy Hanukkah!

[plasticfangtastic]

[ceevee5]

[ponyoisms]

t shirt that says YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD and the back says NEITHER DO I

[jewishgay4il]

יהודים.

[biglawbear]

Shabbatoween

Shabbat shalomween

Happy challahween

[wickedboy619]

[shmreduplication]

High holiday service at the werewolf congregation, the rabbi reminds everyone PLEASE don't howl along with the shofar until we get to the tekiah gedolah

[valarinde]

we need to hang on to things that mark the passage of time or we will collectively go crazy i'm not even joking

[valarinde]

we need to buy seasonal vegetables for our table we need to decorate for our chosen holidays we need to engage with a weekly show we need to have semi-regular meal times we need to write down friends' birthdays and have movie night and attend fairs we need to change the flowers on our balcony with plants that can survive the cold and get soil under our fingernails we need to be able to plan and wait and anticipate and find comfort and joy in things leaving but returning we need RITUALS to survive