ib is kicking my ass

hi i'm bailee and one day i'll set up a tags page. as an artist, i like to call my blog my finest messterpiece.

[brifran-deactivated20180523]

I’m worth so much more than the ways I’ve been treated

[perrfectly]

[nunown]

i cant even think of a joke i just want people to know this picture exists

[themeless-memeless]

when you get all dressed up but your friends cancel

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

When the Grinch steals Christmas

[askmichigan]

Most of you think it is April

But it is actually the 105th of January

[aliensfromhell]

[etirabys]

guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

[argumate]

musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!

guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?

[etirabys]

how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny

[veryaggressive]

coping is imagining yourself getting brutally beat up about 500 times a day

[sy0m1n-blog]

[bob-belcher]

#when someone tries to make plans with me

[neckkiss]

MILK AND HONEY.

[477]

[cybergata]

rina_takei

[obeekris]

“Why did it take you 10 minutes to clean 1 window?” “There was a cat.”

[kestrelfalcosparverious]

No but. This person is hanging from a harness several stories in the air, on what appears to be a chilly and/or windy day. And they took time to play with a cat. 

Humans, man. They’re fascinating. 

[thoodleoo]

careers that i am looking into:

harpy

beautiful and unattainable nymph who scorns the advances of men and gods alike

witch who turns men into pigs

[sotick]

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who wants to hear what you’re doing and how you’re feeling, no matter how mundane the thing you’re doing is or how bad you’re feeling.

[svperbitch]

when im mildy inconvenienced in the month of december

[disabilityhealth]

Don’t be a “respect is earned not given” kind of person

Be a “respect is given unless proven undeserved” kind of person

[illness-adnauseum]

Respect as an authority or superior is earned

Respect as a human being and an equal is given