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I answer for no one.
Friend sent me this
no but let me add the context here!
these are two pretty well known german tv personalities
palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.
so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”
the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”
like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history
i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair
Stop filling their heads with these stupid prejudices
actually there is one more
This rhymes
Next time my teacher makes us read a poem this will be it
Come back with a warrant
This made me laugh for longer then reasonable.
Things I didn’t understand as a child:
why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway
taxes
Things I don’t understand as an adult:
why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway
taxes
1. Think of it this way if your blanket is up and flattened spiders are less likely to get in 2. Idk either