Every Rose has its Thorns

But were we burdened with light weight of pain, as much or more we should ourselves complain.

[letstac0boutit27]

Aaaaaaaaaaaa

[letstac0boutit27]

We’re at the end before even getting to begin

[cannibalchicken]

[loudmouthed-deactivated20140204]

got a masters degree in being ignored

[letstac0boutit27]

You ever get your hopes up just a little bit and immediately that hits you in the ass?

[elysiumcalled]

boyy am I in the mood to feel someone’s body weight on top of me

[yeahlikethebird]

@jewishbookwyrm this is definitely the mood

[letstac0boutit27]

I wonder if I keep you up the same way

Dreams of driving to you, closing the distance

I wish you didn’t hurt me as much as you did

[warplanerubdown]

“Meet the Shame-faced Crab”

Thank you, I will!

[pangur-and-grim]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[mykiecollects]

Got a stomach ache reading this. HAD to reblog. Love that movie too.

[freeusemuses]

I don’t have my dog of protection, so Madam Zironi must get reblogged.

[dxd-harem-king-and-his-queens]

I’m half asleep but even I’m doing this ASAP.

[letstac0boutit27]

Aaaaaaaaaaa

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[spinal-dino]

Puffers are so cute!!!!!!

[empiereal]

Pls help me win the Hamilton Lottery Pls

[textbook-virgo-deactivated20201]

I must pass my German Final tomorrow. I pray to thee Roger

[salted-delights-deactivated2021]

Roger plz get rid of the depression, anxiety and tremors caused by them. That would help a lot.

[tomurasimp]

maybe I’ll find a fucking boyfriend that lives near me and is fucking adorable who knows

[makidrawzzz-deactivated20220404]

Hello fishy my old friend~

[arroz-con-yolo]

It’s exam week

[sixpenceeeblog]

[dorian-mode-deactivated20240926]

It’s not just 11 years. An elephant never forgets.

[strawborzoi]

chomcolate

Not taking any more emoji prompts, gotta get through my current list. Designs will be available as adoptables at the end

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

[dosomethingprettywhileyoucan]

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

[tempestttossed-deactivated20170]

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

[deadgorl]

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

[kvtrina-deactivated20151106]

well it better work or else I’m gonna cry I need to make rent h0e

[sassysugarnyc-deactivated201904]

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

[darkcocosb-blog]

I Made $750 For Nothing

[letstac0boutit27]

I used to be able to reach out when I got like this but now I just feel stupid for getting my hopes up

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[alce-the-gem-girl]

money cat do your magic

[emmathedestroyer]

money cat help pls