.

/ Coffee, cats and Sebastian Stan, please /Julet

[beardedchrisevans]

[hahasike]

Forever in the mood for neck kisses while cuddling on the couch

[ladyjehane-deactivated20200517]

I’m screeching

[blackqueerblog]

The perfect symbol for the trump administration.Oh, Lord… 

[omgllamas]

My 1st thought when I saw this was, T-rump’s staff must really hate him. Not one of those people stopped that from happening. President Obama’s staff would have risked life and limb to keep the President from being embarrassed like that. 

[whatbigotspost]

I’m mostly reblogging this bc I know it being spread will bother him to no end.

[patrickat]

“It kinda makes sense considering he’s a piece of shit.”

[shalrath]

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

[olderaang-deactivated20130812]

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

[alsohaleyrose]

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

[jadenyucky]

I’m done

[guceubcuesu]

Smelborp for president

[verycorrectavengersquotes]

Peter: Is it okay if I swear?

Drax: Yes, Earth Peter. We will allow you to swear.

Peter: F…

Quill: Go on.

Peter: I’m nervous.

[cosed]

gasolina, the original despacito,

[cosed]

you all know im right. you all know its fucking true.

[munsass]

despacito WISHES it had half the raw energy of gasolina

[adisorderedpersonality-blog]

Does anyone else forget that mental illness symptoms aren’t normal? Like, most people don’t want to kill themselves constantly??? That’s so weird.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[qtaeshi]

Bitch

[vcute]

I love you mom

[agustmin]

mom saranghae

[beautifultimesofbrooklynndean]

Can’t risk these things sorry!

[dragon-0f-mothers]

damn it. Love you mom.

[hooneyyybuunnn]

Doing this for you, Mam

[issa-bout-to-go-down-deactivate]

OH FOR FUCKS SAKES

[chokemewithyourclaws]

I hate these posts but I’m not risking it

[xprincesssamanthaax-deactivated]

Not risking ♥️♥️

[trig-loves-clowning-around]

Damn it why do you gotta attack my mother like that

[skarsgardaf-deactivated20230913]

oof sorry guys but my moms my best friend

[zombieheroine]

The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated. 

[monzterzack]

[kdxart]

I FEEL CALLED OUT

[thelibrarina]

Never lose a perfect shower line again.*

*Remember to erase promptly if you share a bathroom with anyone.

[survivablyso]

I’ve used these to outline term papers. nothing like a bath to get your brain to finally kick into gear and figure out your damn thesis

[polyhorde]

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

WHERE CAN I BUY THESE

[histories-and-mystery]

On amazon and at Toys R Us. I used to have them but only for drawing

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

Thank you so much.

[histories-and-mystery]

No problem!

[whitetigrrrr]

what are we meant to do after infinity war?

[bwisou-deactivated20190916]

sleepy

[mygkths]

same

[bone-and-brawn]

Men: Your Consent Matters Too

Fellas, listen.

You don’t have to do anything sexual that you’re not interested in. Moreover, you don’t have to explain why. “No” is a complete sentence.

Not interested in getting pegged? You don’t have to. Monogamous and not into the idea of another partner? Okay. Not sure about period sex? Cool.

And if your partner decides to question or mock your maturity or your masculinity or your sexuality because you say no? It’s time to re-evaluate the relationship. See if you don’t deserve better than that.

[caleb-michelson-deactivated2018]

Boost

[theshellcollecter-deactivated20]

BOOST MORE!!!

[blackirisposts]

THIS TOO!

[itsa-me-anime-thrash]

Someone : Loki and Cap will die in Infinity War.

Me :

[runningeleven]

Science side of Tumblr: how can dragons breathe fire?

[thatweirdscienceguy]

There are three variants of dragons. One of them possesses  a gland that produces a liquid, which spontaneously combusts when coming into contact with oxygen. Some phosphorus compounds could do that for example. The second one possesses two glands instead, which produce so-called hypergolic propellants, fluids that ignite when they come into contact with one another. The third kind stores the methane bacteria in their stomach produce, and expells it when breathing fire. In their mouth there’s a piezoelectric crystal, which is a substance that produces a spark when placed under mechanical stress and could thus serve to ignite the methane gas. Or it’s magic.

[sebastiansource]