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kamik-arting

WHY IS HE LIKE THISS</33

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WHY IS HE FABU LOUSS</33

sempergrower

The stunning Echium wildpretii, also known as Tower of jewels!

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The stunning ___ wild______, __wo rm___ on _____ a_ string!

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

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Art thou ___ fucking her_

memewhore

rowatever

thanks thomas

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thomas.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘thanks thomas’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

nice one dumbass

numb ___ ____ass

i love my cat

i like ur cat

Burn Notice. [S1.E1: Pilot.]

platypusisnotonfire

This is legitimately how I’ve broken into a thousand places like just act like you’re meant to be there and if someone actually ends up calling you out on it just be super confused

platypusisnotonfire

#I would be an excellent pentester and actually have considered it as a job many a time#when I was a kid (7-14ish) my grandmother was in the hospital a lot and I was a bored kid that no one was really watching#and we spent days and days at the hospital over the course of those years#so I’d wander around and it became a challenge to see where it could get into without gettting caught#and the answer is basically everywhere#like ther is no legit reason for an 11 year old to be in the morgue but I was tall for my age and I would carry a cup of coffee#and look irritated to be there like someone woke me up for this#and no one would question me#people would ask where are you headed and if you just exhaustedly point through a security door 97% of the time they will swipe their card#-and open it for you

I want to add that I don’t make a habit of this now that I am a law abiding adult, but recently I accidentally did this again. Having been used to having my run of hospitals and walking basically anywhere as a child, I was visiting a friend in the hospital just before covid and I was legitimately exhausted and carrying a coffee cup cuz it was like 5:30am or something dumb, and I went to leave and get to the bottom floor and i’m like “this is not the lobby” and I walked around for a bit and people kept holding doors for me so I traveled through many corridors, and nothing looked familiar, and then I realized every single door was a key card swipe and everyone had mag-stripe badges with varying security levels and I realized I had gotton onto a staff elevator with the staff, who had swiped their card to go down into a high-security area of the building, and people had just been letting me through all these security doors.

So then I had to out myself and be like “Um I accidentally broke into you high-security wing, please show me the door, I’m literally just trying to leave this hospital” and I had to get like searched and stuff.

And what was funny was that while I was blissfully walking around assuming I belonged, No one questioned ANYTHING and in fact, were violating protocols left and right to let me through, but the VERY SECOND I realized I was not where I was supposed to be and let that show on my face, like three people in the hall confronted me.

So the take away is, be confident that you belong, look exhausted and like you don’t want to be there, and carry a cup of coffee. It will open pretty much all doors.

@clutchkuza I feel like you need to hear this lol

i-am-corbin-dallas

No joke, Burn Notice is a great show. If you like Leverage, give Burn Notice a try (its available on Hulu and Prime iirc) and frfr, confidence and an excuse are all you need to get around places

disasterlarper

This works I accidentally broke into someone’s whole ass home a month or so ago and uhhh it went fine because I’m short white and VERY CONFUSED

echodrops

One time while I was in Rome, I was busy admiring the ruins and not paying attention to signage, got lost, and ended up in some kind of archaeological dig or restoration. Not knowing it was off-limits (having missed all signage, as previously stated), I started peeking around all the stone stuff, wandering off the path, and most importantly (to this story), poking around in a hole that had been dug into the ground. I was careful not to touch anything, but still, clearly (to anyone who wasn’t as oblivious as me) this was not a place a tourist was meant to be.

I finally attracted the notice of someone who was meant to be part of this restoration project when I came back up from the hole. He quickly came over to ask me, in Italian, what I’m sure were the very normal questions of “Who are you?”, “What are you doing here??”, etc.

Problem: I do not speak Italian.

My brain’s solution: Quick, what language do we speak that’s close?!

And that is how I wandered up out of a hole in a Roman ruin without warning and began speaking ancient Latin to an archaeologist.

This man’s face went through 15 different absolutely floored expressions in ten seconds, like you could physically see him going through the thought process of “Have I encountered a ghost from ancient Rome? No, ghosts aren’t real. But if ghosts not real, how Latin??? Fellow researcher??? Supposed to be here???”

So this is the story of how I was allowed to walk away without issue at all after blatantly trespassing upon the ruins of ancient Rome, because if you speak Latin, where else would you belong?

charlesoberonn

When in Rome…

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Quum en Roma…

#No clue if that's accurate #I can't remember my Latin so I'm trying to supplement with what little I remember of other Romance languages.

dozydawn

cat’s eye emerald

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advil (ibuprofen) 200mg liquid capsule

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_evil (infernal_) 200mg crystl capsule

athena-cat-wizard-official

give me back my ibuprofen

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_its _e vil_ no w___sorry

dozydawn

cat’s eye emerald

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advil (ibuprofen) 200mg liquid capsule

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_evil (infernal_) 200mg crystl capsule

draculagerard

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

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____ __bat_man ______: i'm just going to get some bat milk

best-of-inspirobot

tearlessrain

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

tearlessrain

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

eggblackoutpoetry

“Egg [x6]”

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“Hug [x6]”

sushi1056

there’s only 4 hugs there. Which brings up an interesting question: are numbers letters? Can they be replaced?

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theyr’e ___ _ hidd en___. _hugs__ _____ __ __ ________i__ can__del: ete numbers but____? Can t___ __ replace_?

#There are actually six I was able to count #pure coincidence tho #I only counted the times h-u-g appears in that order (like how e-g-g is counted) after you posted this

furryprovocateur

this stupid fucking image sends me into hysterics every time

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this stupid fucking image sends me into pok_eball every time

best-of-inspirobot

tearlessrain

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

tearlessrain

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

“Egg [x6]”

“Hug [x6]”

Can someone do a blackout poetry on this post and make it say something funny like penis or balls

Thanks in advance

muttgirl-bixxi

anarqueeen

Can I have a single fucking thing.

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__n O t___ a single fucking thing.

gryffon

teaboot

YELLOW-SHAFTED NORTHERN FLICKER MY BELOVED ANGEL

jettkuso

god damn that thing sure is a flicker alright

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god damn that thing sure is a _licker alright

zegalba

Long-spined limpet shell

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____-spikey _fried __egg

parkchanwoohoo

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands