Licking your fingers like you're done and,

Average 15 year old with a cat and a want for tattoos Hover over for next page and ask

[dicedbyher-deactivated20220711]

“its dark im scared”

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

[trashboat]

my boss asked me to stop doing this

[bewbin]

*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

[5eonsol-blog]

Just take the train 😊

[bewbin]

how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?

[lettertohazel]

i havent been on this account if forever so hi

[best-of-memes]

[bluecaptions]

How focal length affects perspective.

[manicpixiedeathwish-blog]

also known as the reason you look awesome in the mirror and shitty in photos

[interpretivescreaming]

This is seriously a life altering revelation

[klennnik]

[nbchannibal]

… This week on Hannibal’s advice column, “Dear Hanni.”

[lifeisplasticbefrantastic]

[tropicalgrrrrl-deactivated20160]

eminem is my spirit animal

[oakleysheart]

[scoupstv]

Various S.Coups Hairstyles/colors (put your fave in the tags!)

[juliastiles]

It would be delightful to report that they reached the nursery in time… but then, there would be no story.

[btsvines]

The bullets, the cars, and the thrill. It’s all he lived for.

[gifbro]

[mynameiseyyyyyy]

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE LORD OF THE RINGS

[tellmewebelongtogether]

He just smaCKED THAT OTHER OTTER RIGHT IN THE FACE

[bunni-cula]

Love.

[jonroxton]

[xcgirl08-deactivated20131130]

#cinematic masterpiece

#I secretly rate every action packed film 0-the mummy

Every once in a great while, I will tell somebody “You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.”

…And then I’ll be sad, because they have no idea what I’m talking about. 

[awdlyclad]

I only gamble with my life, never my money.

[frankenwhale]

The Mummy fandom on Tumblr is hella strong

[lizziekeiper]

What up mummy fandom I didn’t know existed! Loved this movie. Need to watch it again.

[aatrunko]

I quote “You’re on the wrong side of the river” constantly.

[eowyn-daughterofkings]

I’m going to grad school soon to be a librarian and I can’t wait to get drunk and quote all of Evy’s lines.

[oxfordhaze]

I’m an archaeology student and I recently re-watched this and the instant they made it clear that it was set in the 1920s I was completely cool with everything about it because archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up.

[audreyii-fic]

archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up

[remedialaction]

It completely was. There are so many fantastic stories that need HBO miniseries.

[allthingsconsideredtwo]

[unlockaflockofwords]

Always reblog The Princess Bride

[oldraaphael]

mawwiage

[a-cumberbatch-of-cookies]

MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER

[dirae3]

“Have fun storming the castle, boys!”

[sithlordshrimpski]

Twue wuvve

[tenniscourtcoveredup]

We are gahthwered here toooday

[theysayoftheacropolis-deactivat]

One time at camp I was telling my cabin The Princess Bride and at THE PERFECT MOMENT one of my girls says to me, “Is this gonna be a kissy story?” I was speechless.

[pantheraj]

“I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!”

[enderon]

“Go away or I’ll call the brute squad.”

“I’m on the brute squad.”

“You ARE the brute squad.”

[dulect]

I don’t need you, I have other people to talk to

[yoonmin]

Because there’s nothing I love more than Jimin loving himself