The Weird Turn Pro

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Anton Chekhov, from a diary entry featured in “The Notebook of Anton Chekhov,”

[theweirdwideweb]

[eastern-bloc-party-archive]

Do I have to be pretty? Is it not enough to simply be the loudest person in the room with the best opinions

[x-heesy]

Franco Matticchio

[meltedgarment]

I am so confused

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

[feministism]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Apple: Literally design their phones to become an expensive toxic brick within a few years

Gas Companies: Actively work to prevent anything being done to develop, promote or in any way make green energy sources widely known of available or affordable to anyone because slowly murdering the planet makes them millions of dollars

Big Companies: Literally dump toxic crap where it will cause serious harm to the earth and the species on it

Governments: Clearly what we need to do to save the earth is make people pay money to use carrier bags so they can actually carry their shopping home

AND BAN DRINKING STRAWS

[teathattast]

This, my friends, is called Individualization of Responsibility, aka holding the citizens accountable for the destruction caused by corporations :/

[secondclassvines]

[thesmokingwolf]

[lynati]

[unimpressed2chainz]

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

[hush-of-the-night]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unclefather]

[lettheweirdturnpro]

LIFE HACK!! use a plug to hold your phone.

Great for looking at recipes while you cook, movies while you type and porn while you two hand masterbate.

Disclaimer: dosnt work so well if you’re not in the U. K

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

[catbushandludicrous]

[virgoassbitch]

Most men love women who possess confidence only when it makes them fun, flirty, and comfortable in their sexuality. But the second you demonstrate high standards, a strong will, and the assertiveness required to call them out of their bullshit then all of a sudden you’re a bitch.

[ahhthelegend]

Interesting