Simply Too Hard To Explain

[muirin007]

Last Creature makeup test before I wear him to a con next week! My kingdom for better lighting, but I'll be doing a proper photoshoot that picks up all the makeup details soon. (The glowing eye is Photoshop, unfortunately; as much as I'd love a contact like this, contacts that cover up the iris always give me terrible headaches, so I'm contenting myself with his big, baby doll eyes, instead).

I am nearly 6'4" in my boots for this costume, so if anyone needs me to fetch something for them from the top of every single shelf ever, I've gotchu.

[purepathologist]

nothing is more gender than a good Title... the archivist. the muse. the voice of night vale. et cetera

[ankle-beez]

the chain of events in this minute and a half clip is so extremely delightful and funny

[ankle-beez]

kermit and scooter riffing on how their physicality doesn't let them open the envelope to announce the winner. the audience immediately cracking up when it cuts to statler and waldorf because they know what the bit is gonna be. jim henson slipping into the kermit voice accidentally before bouncing back at record speed and riffing on it. richard hunt genuinely laughing at jim's joke but doing so in-character. prime muppets was something else man

[probablybadrpgideas]

Remember: before you go into the Feywilds, change the name of you and your party members to Who, What, I Don’t Know, Why, Because, Tomorrow, Today, and I Don’t Give A Darn.

[strawberry-crocodile]

"You can run any setting or game in 5e, the DM just has to do a rules overhaul!" This is why your friend goes on social media and complains about being a forever DM.

[strawberry-crocodile]

You are asking your friend to do large amount of game design so that you don't have to go through the stress of learning a new character sheet. Please give your DM friend a break and read a book.

[strawberry-crocodile]

"Dimension 20-" Brennan Lee Mulligan does that as his job that he gets paid for, and also is some kind of divinely blessed supernerd.

Additionally multiple Live Play shows havs stated that they get a drop in viewership whenever the phrase "Dungeons and Dragons 5e" isn't attached to the game they're playing so they have a financial interest in cramming any game they play into that system.

[cirrocula]

let's just say scott is not immune to mutant queens

[1028374882927373-deactivated202]

"Attempting to impose order over chaos is futile. Nature is, by its very nature, chaotic."

[notquiteaghost]

i cannot be the first person to post this here but i am going so fucking insane about the gaia music collective's one day choir singing wait for me. the opening harmonies are you KIDDING me

[miwtual]

LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams

[hungry-hobbits]

hazmat is short for hazardous matthew

[lakanakana]

war never changes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[wafflesmcgeesus]

I reblog this everytime it comes on my dash and I’m unashamed

[something-of-a-hermit]

I’ve waited so long to see this post in person

[take-some-vampire-money-bro]

Damn…… What a way 2 start the decade. Ive only seen this post in screenshots…….

[balladofabrokebitch]

YOU GUYS 

LOOK AT THIS

I’m fucking crying 

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[clintbartonruinedmylife]

Natasha: Бартон, это ты во всем виноват.

Clint: I know, I know.

Phil: You speak Russian?

Clint: No. I just know the phrase, “this is all your fault.” in every language she speaks.

[roachpatrol]

‘boy i sure wish i was asleep,’ i whisper, clicking Next Chapter fourteen fucking times

[roachpatrol]

i was initially ashamed of myself but now after seeing how many reblogs there are im ashamed of all of us

[biwitchofthewest]

I just…I find it hilarious that the Lawbearer is a sanctioned deity in the empire but Melora isn’t and Melora was like “you know what darling? I’m gonna put a GIANT FUCKING LIGHTHOUSE RIGHT AT THE EDGE OF THE EMPIRE AND YOU CANT STOP ME”

And Erathis was just like “whatever you want love, whatever you want” while sighing deeply.