Bull, smack him for me? Thank you.

heyo i’m alyssa ! 20. film major. infj.

[nat-20s]

The desperate desire to create vs the oh so constant sleepiness plaguing my every action

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[lo9lmkjgfgg-deactivated20260203]

This destroyed me.

[calamardoybobesponja]

[1yellowpepper]

Ok def was not expecting this level of relatability

[tchaikovskaya]

*submits this to the library of congress as a culturally, historically or aesthetically significant film*

[miracle-vine]

MILE A MINUTE : THE VINE THAT ATE THE SOUTH

[nonbinarythorin]

[bitchycode]

how y'all be dating like 6 people in one year? It takes me like a year to find someone i even like

[juliamstarr]

Autumn Cat

Instagram

[emigrejukebox-deactivated202010]

Frans Lanting: A baby albatross is weighed in South Georgia, 1989

[bundibird]

Shout out to Liam Cunninham for telling the GOT showrunners to get fucked. I am so glad he stood his ground on this.

(X)

[observedchaos]

So the actors were really holding this show together with gum and paperclips, huh?

[socialdistancing]

[dawnmetcalf]

Family entertainment in a nutshell.

[autisticexpression]

What cartoon logic is this?

[mbti-vibes-blog]

Key signs an infj likes someone?

i’m going to speak mostly from experience here :-)

Signs an INFJ Likes You

1. touch. this is a huge one. if you make a move to touch them and they don’t shy away, that’s a good sign. if they reach out to touch you? that’s huge. we’re really aware of touch and personal space, and if we feel comfortable enough with you to let you in our bubble or invite ourselves into yours,,, at the very least, we trust you.

2. making plans. me and my friend (another INFJ) both get really stressed about plans and time management, and if someone invites us to spend time with them with only a few hours or so in advance, we’re likely to turn them down. however, if it’s someone we really like, we’re more likely to accept and try to make it work, because the time spent with them is worth the stress.

3. simply being near! if i like someone, i’ll linger around them and try and join in on their conversations. if we’re spending time together and i’m making the first move, trying to start discussions with you and keeping conversations going, it’s pretty much a sure sign that i like you.

4. insults. when i like someone enough, i’ll jokingly insult you as a way to find out more and just to bond. if i don’t like someone, i’m generally pretty cold, so if i’m being rude it’s actually more likely that i like you.

5. interests. if they let you into their inner world, they definitely like you, at least as a friend and likely more than. personally, i tend to avoid going on and on about subjects that interest me, and prefer to listen. if i get really excited about something and talk about it for a while, i’m probably pretty interested in you.

6. inside jokes or secrets. i’ll try my hardest to form a lasting connection, so if i know one of your secrets or we have an inside joke, it’s likely that at the least i’m trying to get closer. if i tell you one of my secrets, i’ve probably fallen pretty deep.

7. last, and probably most confusingly, erratic behaviors. i know myself well enough to know that i’m a very obvious, emotional person. i’ll likely want to spend a lot of time with you, but i’ll get nervous that i’m smothering you or making it clear that i like you, so i’ll probably start avoiding you some days as well to try and balance it out. if this is paired with the other 6 behaviors, it’s a definite sign i like you, but if it’s on it’s own it’s a little harder to tell and you shouldn’t assume anything. 

hope this helped <3

[danyinfj]

Vibe of Each Type – Typespotting

ESFJ: Mother hen. Queen bee. Glamorous. Get involved in everyone’s business. Sweet but manipulative. Dress to impress.

ISFJ: Somewhat timid and low-key. Innocent and sweet. Overly apologetic and anxious. Dress conservatively but in a cute way.

ESTJ: Like they’re about to give you a flyer for their local election campaign. Graceful humour and manner. Bossy. Isn’t going to take any of your shit. Dress professionally, even in casual settings.

ISTJ: Somewhat stern and coolly authoritative. Serious with a deeper hidden fun side (that really is fun but they won’t reveal it to just anyone — they have to keep up appearances of being competent and dutiful). Seem like they’re always “on the clock”. Keep in the background but universally liked for how reliable and reasonable they are. Subtly controlling. Dress somewhat conventionally but with personal flair.

ESFP: Fun-loving and chill. They’re just here to have a good time. Lighten everyone’s spirits. Celebrity-esque presence. Very popular. Dress lasciviously or garishly.

ISFP: Not quite in the room with you. Spaced out. Ethereal or very unique sense of fashion that compliments them perfectly.

ESTP: Brash and in your face. Jovial and seem to be right in the moment. Cocky. Bro-y. Charming. Crude but want everyone to have a good time. Quickly make themselves comfortable in whatever space they’re in. Gratified by physical pleasures. Dress for attractiveness and comfort.

ISTP: Withdrawn. May seem like there’s something better they could be doing than talking to you. Smug charm. Broody. Dress for comfort and utility.

ENFJ: Everyone loves them. Responsible, popular, conventional, friendly. Big, shining smiles. Genuinely kind. Socially appropriate but also cool. “Fake” exterior but you can see the depth beneath it. Dress conventionally but well.

INFJ: Seem slightly menacing. Something other-worldy about them. Might initially seem cold and as if they’re judging everything you say (they are, but because they’re trying to work out what kind of person you are). Intense gaze. Stare off into the distance when thinking. Friendly. Expressive face when comfortable. Cultured. Dress simply but well.

ENFP: Goofy. Open-minded, somewhat erratic and impulsive. Smile a lot and you can tell they’re holding back the urge to hug everyone all the time. Incredibly friendly and authentically kind. Wear their past hurts for anyone to see. When moody they make you feel very bad — like hurting a puppy. Dress loud.

INFP: Slightly awkward. Take themselves too seriously. Gloomy. Somewhat naive but pure of heart. Dress unconventionally.

ENTJ: Confident. Know their own worth and what they want. Command attention and sure of themselves. Dress to exhibit dominance.

INTJ: Snidely intelligent. Know-it-all. Cold exterior and probably cold interior too. They will only show their inner child with people they have completely vetted as being competent and worth their time. Subtle but whip smart humour. Poised. Dress at least smart casual all the time.

ENTP: Comedian. Sly but fun. Mad scientist. Fuck with you for shits and giggles. Play devil’s advocate. Erratic, conceptual and flighty. All over the place. Uncoordinated and zany fashion sense.

INTP: Awkward. Weird. May seem like they’re hiding a sadness. Intelligent. Sweet and innocent underneath many layers. Poor fashion sense.

[mbtimemes]

brutally honest descriptions of the mbti types based off my experiences with them via a very sleep deprived infp

enfp:

-commitment issues? haha i’ve never heard of those :))))

-will literally punch a toddler in the throat if they say they support trump

-so i took the mbti test 7 times and i got infp twice and entp once?? i don’t really know, because i kind of fit into the infj sterotypes more, but if you really think about it i’m kind of an enfj? but i also really relate to isfps, but then again i think i’m too opinionated and logical to be a feeler, so entp isn’t out of the question, but i also feel like the entj cognitive functions really fit m

-genuinely love animals and it’s so pure

-hi sorry for not replying, i was in prison :3 also i moved to norway lol

-actually just the 2007 taco xd random aesthetic irl

-“i just came up with another book plot” texts approximately every 2.3 hours

isfp:

-hi i’m melissa i’m a 23 year old art school dropout and i abuse prescription pills but it’s okay because i have 200 followers on my grunge aesthetic instagram account. rent me an apartment?

-(talking about veganism to someone at a party) i just don’t understand how anyone could put all of that stuff in their body :/ *bends down to snort a line of cocaine*

-actually really artistically talented but much like the infp they refuse to give themselves any credit for it

-my dream man is someone who goes to coachella with me, helps me align my charkas, takes sad candid pictures of me, is willing to backpack around europe with me and my philosophy class during the summer,

-*googles* why do i share a type with literally every indie musician that has ever breathed lol

-probably fucked your girl in the back of a vape shop

infj:

-if you manage to find one never let them go they are some of the best people you’ll ever meet

-huge harry potter nerds

-can manage to get you to spill out your entire life story to them with a concerned glance

-please actually care for yourself for once and a while literally you do everything for everyone else just take some time for yourself god dammit you deserve it

-CATS™

-could be literally the most talented person in the world but would never come close to admitting it

-hi i’m actually just jesus christ irl! nice to meet you :-)

intj:

-they know everything

-like seriously everything it’s kind of scary like calm down karl

- allows themselves to recognize exactly one (1) human emotion per year

-can read for hours on end without getting bored and genuinely loves learning

-are generally dicks tbh especially to the people they love the most

-wikipedia articles™

-they actually aren’t actually the emotionless robots tumblr seems to display them as, they are actually extremely emotional in my experience and tend to get offended/upset easily and over small things

-sci-fi, cats, and machines > humans

-superiority complex™

-cute when they aren’t busy throwing tantrums/crushing the souls of their enemies

esfj:

-hi i’m martha, i’m 32 years young, i like long walks by the beach, yoga, and judging my neighbors for not mowing their lawn :-)  

-tend to be extra™ parents and their kids can either turn out complete emotional wreck assholes because they’ve never been disciplined or the happiest child you’ll ever meet, there is no in between

-they may be complete snakes and have never came up with an original idea in their entire life but boy can they make a killer chicken parmesan

-kind of comforting in a mother-like sense when they aren’t busy being judgmental dicks

-will clean your entire house for you on a whim

infp:

-wow i love being an infj :)) top 1% haha :))

-will literally develop a crush on someone because they say they know what tumblr is

-find purpose in writing/creating in general

-ending toxic relationships?? haha what’s that??? :))

-constantly switches between their “you can’t control me it isn’t a phase mom go away >:(( my chemical pilots at the disco saved me xd i will literally punch a baby fuck the system i’m 2cool4school” persona and their “i’m such a smol bean :3 save all the animals <333 i love pretty girls and dogs :))” persona

-“can i txt you back in like 15 mins i’m having an emotional breakdown lol”

-actually genuinely empathetic and creatively gifted but gives themself credit for none of it

-intelligent but fails classes because their teacher said something that went against their morals

-playing the victim? never heard of it! :))

-secretly just meme hoarders

-attention whores tbh i won’t even deny it

-o v e r d r a m a t i c

entp:

-hi it’s 6 fucking am and everyone just wants to go back to sleep or die or both but i’m gonna start an argument with the professor over the origin of tangerines for no apparent reason

-*googles* how to permanently get rid of my fe in 5 simple steps

-follow my meme page xd

-so what if i love my dog more than i do myself and my entire family?

-this conversation is boring me i’m gonna go chug a bottle of vodka and binge bill nye the science guy™ peace out

-have low self-esteems but compensate through obscure dark web conspiracy theories at 3 in the morning

-shirley i didn’t call you back because you’re a fake ass bitch not because i didn’t like your lasagna at the block party

estp:

-why do i keep physically abusing my crush lol

-and why do i keep yelling i can’t even stop at this point someone please send help

-they love food more than they do themselves

-fuckboys™

-hi welcome to my prank youtube channel :3

-the type of people to show up to school with 37 puppies and a knife

-i’m not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

entj:

-sorry i didn’t show up to school because you’re fucking stupid

-awe infp is so cute <3 i’ll destroy them last

-*on the floor, drunk, talking to their dog* you’re the only motherfucker in this town who can handle me

-what do you mean other people’s opinions/beliefs besides my own are valid lol??

-lowkey have daddy kinks

-what do you mean it’s physically impossible for me to control every aspect of my life??

-i mean if you really think about it voldemort was the victim,

-the type of person who could tell their crush they like them without flinching. terrifying

istp:

-wears d.a.r.e shirts ironically

-1990’s grunge aesthetic

-would walk into a burning building for the meme

-playing the hero?? haha never heard of it :))

-ew what the fuck man get those feelings away from me lol

-fuck da police

-following the rules?? that seems excessive lmao no thanks

istj:

-i once had one (1) original idea back in the summer of ’67. it was terrifying. i’ll never do it again.

-your scary math teacher that wears black socks everyday expects friday. then they jazz it up a bit with stripes. will mark your grade up if you say you like the same sports team as they do.

-understanding concepts outside of your own experiences? lmao no thanks?

-will make quizlet sets organize your desk for you

-my dream in life is to narrate a crime documentary and complete my george washington memorabilia collection.

-remembers all of their colleagues birthdays. doesn’t say happy birthday.

enfj:

-fucking get over your ex already he wasn’t that attractive calm down allison

-*googles* why do i relate to regina george from mean girls so much?

-the type of person who tells your boyfriend you have a crush on him

-o v e r d r a m a t i c

-gets your shit together for you. judges you

intp:

-dead inside

-if you can manage to find one that actually tolerates you they are some of the most loyal and true people you’ll ever meet

-horrible social skills, compensates through meme hoarding

-sends you links to conspiracy theory videos when you’re sad

-extremely intelligent but they get lost in their own house

-whoops i just remember i haven’t showered in 3 weeks lol

-i would laugh at that joke but i’m 3 hours deep into an existential crisis and i’m 100% convinced you are actually a robot created by bill clinton so not today jeff

esfp:

-yes homo

-cries over cat videos in public

-facetimes you in a grasshopper fursuit at 3 in the morning

-probably an alcoholic

-has 87 different crushes at once

-you haven’t talked to them in 7 years but they’ll show up at your birthday party and give you dog

-also attention whores

-generally has the personality of someone who just did 10 lines of cocaine

isfj:

-one sec let me just gather up all of the fake empathy i can muster for this particular situation

-that one kid in class who always has perfect notes

-shudders at the thought of… a… creative… thought….

-falls in love with an estp approximately every 23 seconds

-hi i’m karen, i’m 34, i love my family, cupcake baking, helping people of course until it interferes with my own personal comfort haha, christmas decorations, room layouts,

-probably has a studyblr

estj:

-your angry boss

-probably cyberbullies children on the internet 

-has an emotional breakdown when they don’t win classroom jeopardy 

-*googles* who is bernie sanders and why do i want him dead

-organizes your shit for you, regrets it later

-dead inside

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

[gill-bear-toe]

[mbtiandgifs]

How to attract the MBTI types:

ISTJ: Be trustworthy and loyal, avoid lies at all cost, slow and steady, learn their likes/dislikes, invite them out.

ISFJ: Reassure them in times of need, be kind and caring, talk about family, ask for help, be their friend first, be warm and caring, give them time.

ESTJ: Be hardworking, know what you want, tell them about yourself, be honest and loyal.

ISTP: Flirt, joke around, have a carefree attitude, be adventurous, give them space, suggest new things, be careful of talking about commitment, avoid being clingy.

ENFJ: Make yourself noticed, be ambitious, make them laugh, be friends first, take your time, show respect.

INTJ: Become friends first, be yourself, start conversations, be patient, don’t rely on them to confess their feelings, do it yourself.

ENTP: Debate with them, voice your opinions but not without backing them up, give them freedom, surprise them.

ENFP: Be romantic, be mysterious, talk about your dreams, boost their self esteem, be sensitive about their needs.

INTP: Show off your intellectual side, be direct, make them laugh, be confident, Give them space.

ESTP: Take them out on adventures, do something new every time you meet, don’t talk about commitments early, don’t be afraid of getting phycial.

ESFJ: Win over their freinds, look good, take them somewhere, talk about stability and family.

ISFP: Be funny/doorky, support them, compliment them, give them freedom, acknowledge their creative works.

INFP: Listen to them, read their favorite book, open up yourself, show them that they’re special to you, give them emotional support and feedback, don’t be afraid of being intense.

INFJ: Be deep, try to open them up bit by bit while at the same time respecting their walls, show interest in their interests, listen to them.

ENTJ: Don’t be emotionally clingy, be independent, don’t be fake, run errands together.

ESFP: Flirt, joke around, be exciting and interesting, touch them.