allly.x

Trying out this blog thing... I'n not emo even if my username begs to differ...I promise!

[lex-atelier]

My cute lil babyyy 😭

[lex-atelier]

painted a jalapeño!

[toskarin]

this advice is too late for the person I was going to give it to so I'll just say it in its own post

caffeine on a full stomach makes me feel the mirth and excitement of a noble who was challenged to a duel by a scrawny peasant (specifically, a peasant who does not know that royalty may select a champion in their stead)

caffeine on an empty stomach makes me feel like that noble's inbred son with every disease, Piotr the Bewitched, who everyone is independently trying to assassinate

[somevirtualnolife]

the kicker is he was being asked if his work was coming from the approach of man vs. nature aka “THE ENVIRONMENT STRIKES BACK” but no. his literal words were along the lines of “sharks are not very scary if you are never in the water so i had to make them scarier, and now they have legs.”

[cookingwithroxy]

Junji Ito has the best fucking take on horror, which is ‘wouldn’t that be weird’ and then he draws it into the most terrifying thing possible.

[virgoiscariot]

[the-uncalm-nipples]

One of his strangest stories is about a cursed type of honey that, when ingested, is guaranteed to be the best thing you’ve ever tasted. But, if you consume it, you have a 25% of being flattened like a pancake by a giant tree demon. Characters eat it, get addicted, and that addiction forces them to risk it over and over again until they eventually get turned into a gory puddle by this ghost tree thing. 

It’s a weird story, but the funny part is that Ito wrote it because he thought it would suck to be a mosquito.

[welltempereddolphin]

Hehe it would *suck* to be a mosquito

[westernunion2k-deactivated20251]

[fyeahgothicromance]

[averyterrible]

looking for sugar baby to spoil. bachelor’s degree (at least) and excel skills required, 5+ years experience, knowledge of SQL, Python or COBOL highly desired

[effemimaniac]

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

[kosmogrl]

[konoko]

[aleha84]

Departing

[vatcher]

pixel art can be so surreal because the really good stuff can sometimes just look like a really low res photo

[blackvelvetofnight]

you're just mad that my presence is haunting and offputting and yours isn't

[pangur-and-grim]

I disturbed her nap

[imperial-nuisance-rudje]

yennifer is the prettiest chicken on earth, just thought you should know

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel like I’m putting out too much pro-Yennefer propoganda, so please also note that she is a tier 5 Food Pest and is worse than a beach seagull. every outdoor meal is accompanied by the tap-tap-tap of her circling my chair waiting for a stray scrap to fall

[bluebandana]

“i could fix him” could you fix me instead? i’m suffering

[sailorbrazil]

please for the love of god watch this clip from nathan for you

[weedstoner]

this is honestly one of my favorite scenes from any reality show ever, it completely defies explanation or description and it’s impossible to convey just how fucking insane it is to someone without showing them the clip

[chikkou]

[volturialice]

one of the things I find wild about midnight sun is how defensive it is. you can just feel the twelve years of bitterness and festering irritation. it’s this ridiculous reactionary mess of smeyer trying to justify bizarre choices from 2004 and overexplain plotholes. and yet she somehow manages to react to all the most useless, nitpicky criticisms and none of the valid ones

[sloppystyle]

monkey secrets