I’m On My Bullshit

Lex. 26. They/them. Queer. Musician. Author. Batman universe fan. Plant enthusiast.

[firefox-official]

guys what state is dorothy from in the wizard of oz

[vive-la-revolution]

kansas

[firefox-official]

kansas dick fit in yo mouth

[topherchris]

[kosmonin]

do kids these days know about glomping?

[catlips001]

What is that?

[m0uthslikesidewindermissiles]

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

[catlips001]

What the fuck?

[bemusedlybespectacled]

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

[finelythreadedsky]

obsessed with stories where the message is that you can’t bring someone back from the dead even if you can bring someone back from the dead

[lex-ically-batman]

anti-necromancy propaganda

[memewhore]

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[only-tiktoks]

[nonegenderleftpain]

[vergak]

[dualumina]

DON'T HIDE THE BEST PART OF THE POST

[daffyselixir]

beastie baby

[timmere]

image description:

art of a cthulhu beanie baby. it has 3 face tentacles, and red eyes, and it is sitting. it has the heart-shaped tag on one of its wings.

end description.

[greyduckgreygoose]

i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner

[mierac]

I desperately need to go to the seaside for 6 months for my health.

[chastyre]

#nobody these days has any respect for a delicate constitution 😒#why is no one captivated by me i am literally a sickly pale artist who is prone to fainting and loves flowers and poetry#i need to have a tragic romance and then die of something absurd like too much rain (via @guinevereslancelot)

[pennypaperbrain]

Much as I adore hippos, this is undeniably just. (via @persian-slipper)

[rainbowbarnacle]

When I was a kid, I was really enamored a handful of local radio stations--the DJs were hilarious and really nice and would play songs for you, but my favorite thing was this thing one of them did called the 5:20 Primal Scream.

Every day at 5:20 he would take a random caller and let them shriek their head off on the air. No opinions or venting or anything like that, just wordless screaming. Often these were people in traffic or just getting off work. And you got some really adorable people being all "YRAERGH" and then giggling and feeling better after

And I remember one guy who just went "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" for like half a minute and the DJ was like "holy crap you're like some kind of tornado siren". I think about that guy sometimes.

And I think about that DJ. I hope he's doing okay.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yuri-club]

Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

[joematar]

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[dianas-shortgalpal]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[rikushiwolf]

They are talking about dinosaurs

[poser-trouble]

me and the gang on discord taking turns to infodump

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[doubleca5t]