leximac

And the days just seem to bleed together.

[8-bitonionring]

sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different

[officialunitedstates]

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

[everythingstarstuff]

[swagintherain]

This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charges. Please spread!

[nevver]

Musical Chairs

[for-him-diaries]

“Nothing has made me sadder than imagining myself not seeing you ever again.”

— P.G.G

[theintrovertnation]

JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION MOVEMENT

[angry-eevee]

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

[dangered]

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[alwaysmeek]

I need that “damn, I can’t wait to get home to see my baby” typa love.

[cloverclark-deactivated20180312]

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

[voiceofkiki]

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

[ashestoashesjc]

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cons of tapeworm

-regular parasite stuff. I don’t want to bore you

pros of tapeworm

-friend inside

-never lonely

[browsedankmemes]

[go-away-plz-k-thx-deactivated20]

I mean

[teratomarty]

I rely on this on a daily basis.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[brunz]

Catch me in the bottom of a well eating moss and forgetting language