honey

I don’t know what I’m doing

[praying]

[usercanntbfound-deactivated2024]

yeah everything is fine *smokes so much weed*

[lexijuana]

I can never get married or have children because I feel i’m going to leave this earth in a tragic way and it’d be selfish to even consider letting someone that close to me right

[lexijuana]

I mostly wish to just push everyone away so I can just disappear without feeling as guilty

[spiritual-vibrations]

[thexfiles]

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

[burtoo]

Southern Oregon - Brendon Burton

[nitrogen]

By Mark D

[lluviagf]

!!!!!

[tamper]

[boredpanda]

Japanese Artist Depicts The Typical Life Of His Pet Hamster, And The Result Is Adorable

[sistertaxon]

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″

[frigid-ice-queen]

[cheese24k]

[formerinfant]

OH MY GOD

[asukaskerian]

laughing so hard i’m crying a little holy shit

[ladypalerider-deactivated201503]

NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO

M A X I M U M   O V E R D R I V E

[robotlyra]

[REVVING INTENSIFIES]

[petermorwood]

Don’t drink anything while watching this!

[dduane]

This really needs the Enterprise’s warp-engines-revving-up sound added to it…

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[welcome-foolishmortals]

How to human in bad situations

[devoid-of-everything]

It is so fucking exhausting fighting your brain every day dude

[bpdgoner]

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later: