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mrfylke2001

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

razzleberryjam

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

official-lucifers-child

are y’all okay

thatqueerchoirkid

tibby

I’m curious what do you have against the MCU?

completely took over an industry that was already restricted by nepotism and wealth and privilege and made it even harder for any new or creative or diverse ideas to be made and convinced millions of people that having lots of cgi is good cinema so now everything is so polished and shiny and ugly and soulless but still has this unearned cult of worship surrounding it so NOBODY can dare point out the military propaganda or bare minimum diversity or frankly bland filmmaking because if you do you're just a loser and it doesn't matter if you're a movie lover who just wants new and different content or martin scorcese because marvel has completely taken over cinema and criticism is not allowed because how DARE people not give a shit about iron man or loki and there's no need for decent characterisation or complex themes because it's easier to just make villains that are like "capitalism is bad...and also MURDERING CHILDREN IS OKAY!!!" so you can put out your sloppy storylines and make people think it's the morally righteous thing to do to pay money to watch every single one of your sequels and spin offs and reboots and whenever people start to complain about how the film and tv industry is becoming a husk of repetition you just shove benedict cumberbatch in the next spiderman movie or whatever because how can people be mad that we're making sure we're slowing sucking life out of the moving image when we're doing such fun crossovers? and of course all these crossovers are SO important so you have to watch all fifty movies and twenty shows and thirty spinoffs to understand anything else in our universe and you're damn sure we're going to be releasing the next thing as soon as the other is out of theatres or is out of episodes because we CANNOT have people straying and finding media that isn't owned by us at least not until our parent company has bought out that media as well because absolutely everything has to be disney and WE'RE the powerhouse right now and you are never going to escape it and if you want your work to get any kind of support or funding then you better hope you're lucky, know someone rich or with connections, or it features captain america because otherwise you can get fucked but don't worry sometimes we have movies abpout women too so we're actually a #girlboss cinematic universe and if you don't like the stuff we make then you HATE WOMEN and you HATE CINEMA and you HATE PEOPLE BEING HAPPY and originality and creativity is a myth and you're either with us or against us but if you're not with us prepare to find us following you all the fucking time anyway because you are NOT allowed to have interests outside of the MCU we are everywhere and either you will watch spiderloki 58: captain marvel: the revenge of environmentalists or we will fucking kill you ourselves

incorrectpeakyblinder

*Tommy dies and Charlie inherits the business*

Lizzie: I bet it would make your father so happy to know your running his organization. I bet he’s looking up and smiling.

Charlie: looking up?

Lizzie: oh yeah, he’s in hell for sure

shelbyladiesclub

Tbh the only interaction Lizzie should have with Tommy would be to castrate him, it would save us all the trouble

Lololololol amen my friend.

#tommydoesntdeservelizzie2k17

wellick

What you’re misunderstanding, Maggie, is how little I care about losing this fucking job. I’ll get another one. I have to tell you, you’re kinda right, I don’t really care for Fred. But I’m not afraid of him either. He’s just the Wizard of Oz. He’s a weak man hiding behind a curtain. If he wants to fire me, he’ll fucking fire me. I don’t need this job. The only reason I’m doing it is because it’s fun, I’m very very good at it, and it’s easier to get laid when you’re employed.

holyrvge

I will never be over Pippa telling Theo that they could never be together because if one of them fell the other would fall with them instead of being able to help them and then Boris just fucking picking Theo up and getting his feet sturdy on the ground, Boris just fucking does exactly what Pippa says she couldn’t. Boris doesn’t let himself fall with Theo, he saves Theo and the painting, he saves Theo by saving the painting. Boris saves Theo in the exact way Pippa tells him she couldn’t and wouldn’t be a suitable partner because of her incapability to do so.

#separati #da #virgola

foreheadtouch

“Weren’t we still friends? Best friends? Brothers practically? Then again: there was not exactly a word for Boris and me.”

The Goldfinch (2019)

#the goldfinch #my gifs #pls appreciate this it took forever

kiwimidnight

I was supposed to meet someone. Hmm. They didn’t show, huh? No, they did. Not what you expected? Everything I expected. I was late.

killowave

juliadorable-deactivated2020120

grad-school-fool

This is 100% how anxiety works

winnifredburkle

The Metastability of The Relationship Between Brian Kinney and Justin Taylor

SO. What I’m interested in in life is connecting pieces of media to culture, and culture to media, and how the two feed off of each other.

For my study abroad travelogue I’ve been connecting ideas in our course readings to happenings in fiction and…

I ENDED UP WRITING 4,287 WORDS ABOUT BRIAN/JUSTIN.

IT’S SO LONG.

IT TOOK SO MUCH TIME.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME I REALLY DON’T.

(also musical references bc I couldn’t help myself.)

It’s very QAF canon heavy, but the core ideas behind my analysis works for any couple, really, if you’d like to skim. Or if you’re just interested in Brian/Justin and not be relating it to academic writing you can definitely skim through for the feels.

I’d love it if you guys would give me some feedback; does it make sense without background knowledge of the text I was using? Does it make sense without encyclopedic knowledge of queer as folk? Is it completely incomprehensible? Am I a complete disaster?

Long post ahead.

I AM SO, SO, SORRY IF YOU’RE ON MOBILE.

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