♡Lia Von Stiltskin♡

Fangirl 💗📒📽️ 25 F

[depresseddisneyprincess]

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

[sixpenceee]

"Fire breathing" peacock - thanks to perfect sunlight

source

[cleanskies]

Peacock Dragon

[allsadnshit]

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

[arrows-for-pens]

[hacvek]

reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

[olyia-stories]

@dragonpyre any chance you could elaborate on this

[dragonpyre]

I grew up learning about land formations. Seeing fictional maps that don’t follow the logic and science of them makes me upset

[serinos-kitt]

What are the most common sins you’ve seen relating to this? I wanna know

[dragonpyre]

Mordor.

Why is the mountain range square. How did the mountain range form. Why is there one singular volcano in the center. Why does it act like a composite volcano but have magma that acts like it’s from a shield. If it’s hotspot based volcanic activity why is there only one volcano.

And then the misty mountains!!!! Why isn’t there a rain shadow!! And why is there a FOREST where the rain shadow should be!!!!!!!!

[serinos-kitt]

So what is a rain shadow?

[lethalbutterfly]

Wind blows clouds in from the sea, but mountains are so tall the clouds can't get past 'em, so you get deserts on the windward side of mountain ranges because clouds can't get there to water the land, or do so only very rarely.

[rjalker]

"accessible bathroom stalls are great in theory, but then that means there's less stalls overall!"

I will fucking rip your heart out with my teeth.

[imnotokaythanks]

Disabled 👏 people 👏 need 👏 to shit 👏 too👏

[nutsacktorturer]

why did they give give cars a central nervous system

[quasi-normalcy]

So they can feel Pain.

[cryptotheism]

To humble them

[octoberspirit]

[mtndewbajablast]

not gonna say it again

[khadij-al-kubra]

this was ghost written by a disgruntled vampire

[onenicebugperday]

I once handed an ant to a Frenchman.

Excitedly, he said "for me?"

Hang on I gotta check something

Okay yeah that's funny

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[dotty-literati]

Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.

[wild-saber1337]

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

[solarianloverboi]

@highbidontcry

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[kestrel-tree]

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

[augustdementhe]

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

[madmaudlingoes]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

[talesfromgringolandia]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

why is this fire quote from a tumblr post

[mythopoeticlicense]

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

[kleefkruid]

I was making coffee and I heard a "mpeep" behind me so I turn around an on my kitchen floor sits Kotelet, the tiny stray that visits me every day, and to her side sits a big fat house spider, you know the one that gets stuck in your bath.

So I go "Hey ehh, you brought a buddy?" and she looks down at the spider and swallows it in one go -legs and everything- and looks back at me with these cute big eyes

[kleefkruid]

Couldn't get the image out of my head

CRIME SCENE

[only-tiktoks]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The girls are exeeerrrcising

[rebellum]

Tags by @doberbutts

[escuerzoresucitado]

hello 🐙

[bogleech]

This is not anthropomorphization but genuinely something theyre known to do. I've heard divers say octopuses and cuttlefish get fascinated by hand gestures and will sometimes respond to them like. We probably do look like we have little cephalopods on the ends of our arms, to them. Like we're always putting on a puppet show.

[mrslesbobaggins]

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

[wizzard890]

hard agree with these tags specifically

[headspace-hotel]

i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible

[myfandomistingling]