I'll stand my ground, and I won't back down

Alicia/Licha. 30s. She/Her. This is not spoiler free and it's a completely mess of puns, gifs, and anything that catches my attention for 10 seconds at the most.

[teratocrat]

i invented every food

[teratocrat]

and most drinks

[teratocrat]

i can't be held responsible for milk

[weirdness-is-good]

[shortgremlinman]

Burger queen divorced him

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[chortlebot]

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

[cryptotheism]

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong vizier, advising his sultan

[lestatslestits]

Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first

[tornprince]

Drawing is crazy. You're telling me you drew a bunch of lines and now theres a creature? How

[fladurblegon]

love BDSM ( buying dumb sht for myself )

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[bloodyhandprint]

sorry to anyone who followed me for anything. you're not getting that

[7777777awawawa7777777]

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

[m1dori-eyes]

The Masc of Amontillado

[aswiya]

Beyond Vat Phou, the Champasak region of Laos is also known for its nature trails, waterfalls, and forested hills.

Chokniti-Studio

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

I love stories of pagan converts to Christianity during the Dark Ages because most often these warrior kings and chieftains would listen to the story of Christ’s crucifixion and without missing a beat they’d be like “If I was there with my boys we would’ve saved him.”

Hes a little confused but hes got the spirit

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[technologistrevolution]

bumped into my neighbor who told me about how when she was mowing she found a praying mantis and while pointing it out to a another neighbor ran into a group of 4 men and also asked if they wanted to see and they enthusiastically agree

so, she takes them to see it and notices that these men are almost giddy over this bug so she starts asking questions and turns out they are from various African countries, are scientists travelling on some sort of research grant, and one of them in particular is specialist in insects and they were all just on their way to their Air B&B

like. Imagine you arrive in this foreign country to study its local bugs, you get off the plane and start walking to where you are staying, and some old lady stops you and is all "hey! Come look at our local bug!"

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[tranthony]

grout white shark