Soft Side

“Why is it that whenever someone says 'with all due respect' they really mean 'kiss my ass'?” [ Independent Mass Effect Ashley Blog. ME3 /Post. ]

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

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[scribetiloa]

You have the entirety of ONE ask to make my muse blush and squirm bad enough to need a cold shower. Go nuts.

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

Hah. Not enough hours in the day.

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

themightywarlord started following you

Hello, Wrex.

[inboxideas]

Put "I like the view" in my ask and my character will react to yours saying that after accidentally catching mine naked.

[majorbiotic]

   I forgot where the invisible line was that you drew through the ship. [He’s grinning, moving over to her] I got uh, bored on my side and I don’t want to listen to Garrus explain about calibrations again.

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

[ giggles] Maybe someone has to show you where it is? Next time I'll throw down a glitter trail for you. 

[coughing into her fist, she tried settling down.] Aah, oh. Yeah! Garrus is one hell of a talker alright, especially about the Normandy's guns. I told him the other day I'd hire a priest to finish the deal. He kinda just looked at me though. 

Guess turian's don't have those. 

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

ltjvega started following you

[Seemingly ignores and continues buffing out her shotgun.]

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

majorbiotic started following you

Hey, Alenko!

A reason you're on my side of the ship? [smirks]

[commandersheparrd]

Right. Well, it’s your fault if you end up on the floor tomorrow.

What you were doing though—hell if I know. I wasn’t really watching.

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

Thanks for the concern, Skipper. If I'm ever in a puddle of my own puke, I'll know exactly who not to call. 

Anyway, I heard we're not making the next drop till six hours or so. I'm sure I'll be all sobered up by then, all this hanging around just... 

It's driving me a little crazy, ya know?

[commandersheparrd]

Just checking up on you~

Making sure Vega hasn’t given you another bottle to drink, too.

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

I think it's a little late for that. I might've had a bottle or two? 

But you don't have to worry, Skipper. I'm sober enough to be on the job. 

....

Wait, what was I doing?

[commandersheparrd]

Ashley. Same here.

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

I'm guessing you came for something? 

This doesn't have anything to do with the other night... does it? Because I was sure I apologized... for... that.

At least I hope I did.

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

commandersheparrd started following you

Shepard. 

Its good to see you.

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

ooc; so, I've been gone for a long time. I wasn't sure if I wanted to continue roleplaying Ashley or not.

Would anyone still want me too? I mean. I don't know I didn't feel like people liked my Ash that much, haha. 

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

Not nearly enough hours in the day.

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

garrusvakarianhere reblogged your post garrusvakarianhere liked ... and added:

Williams. [He nods] What, no calibrations jokes?

That doesn't exactly sound very original. Besides, to be fair you were messing with the guns in the dock when we last served. 

[cmdrjaneshepard]

"Yeah..I get that." She responded as she lowered herself to hover over the fallen soldier. 

"But do you really want to spend your last moments with a killer hangover?"

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

"Why not?" She rumbled, her eyes lidded while both palms cupped together and rested just beneath her cradled head. 

"Ugh... better than talking about whats happening."

[lieutenantcommanderashley-blog]

Never. Doing. That. Again.