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not having the courtesy to send rejection letters should count against your reputation as a company and i’m so serious about that
it’s the rock-bottom bare minimum. “you didn’t get the job, sorry, don’t expect any more correspondence from us.” jobhunting is already so user-hostile and companies are getting way too comfortable showing that they don’t give a fuck
people who write on their phones (word mobile, gdocs app, scrivener mobile, notesapp, etc) how does it feel to be taunting god every single day
sorry op to add text to your post but uhhhh i got into a bad habit of texting myself when I had inspo and this is my warning to Not Do That because sometimes you might click the wrong conversation half asleep and that’s how you get awkward conversations like this:
don't apologize, this is gold
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Wanted to try making a fake screenshot with my mushrooms in a retro anime style!
Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.
I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor if he tried.
He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following
"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"
Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"
Love that you guys seem to like the stories about my Guy, here's another. (also for context i need to say that english is not the language he spoke, and when i say 'fag', i'm using it for our version of the slur. Our Guy insisted that that's just how you call gay people in our language (it isn't))
We had an openly gay coworker who looked like it (crop tops, dyed hair, make-up) and he was often harassed by the waiters from the football bar next door. The gay dude had the same name as the Guy, who insisted that we would specify the he isn't gay, so they just became "Name" and "Not Gay Name". He was fine with that.
Oh he also once went on a rant about how he respects our gay coworker more than "those other fags" because "at least he has the balls to look like a fag, yknow? None of that sneaky shit where you can't tell if they're trying to fuck you or your girlfriend." When I then told him I was bi, he looked me over and called me some slurs before telling me that I don't need to rub it in that I can get both. Then he asked me if I think he's hot and when I told him no, he informed me I should stick with women because I clearly have shit taste.
He once accidentally bullied one of our younger waitresses out of an early eating disorder she was developing before working there (she told me about it after)
Boss gave us one meal from the menu a day as a job bonus, and we had this very shy seventeen year old working with us who was already nervous around men, but Our Guy was a 6'3 dude who only stopped yelling and cursing when he was not speaking at all. If he was the one cooking that day, he'd peek out of the kitchen an hour before he'd start closing it up, and would shout at you if you haven't ordered your meal yet because he hated cooking once he already cleaned. The waitress was scared shitless of him, and so whenever he would yell at her to "fucking order already", she'd panic and just pick something.
She didn't eat much but the first time she tried to throw out almost the whole plate, he got so personally insulted that he berated her for not picking something she'd like, and demanded to know what he did wrong. He got really upset about apparently not being able to cook something that this kid would like and I'm pretty sure he started putting in extra effort to make sure she would eat it this time? It lead to him quite literally standing over her like a hawk when she ate to "see her reaction" and demand an immediate review to see what he can improve.
She later told me that it she was so scared and awkward around him back then that it kind of overrode her fear of food, and that she still sometimes pretends she's back there, when she feels a bad episode coming on, so. He did do something good for the world i guess
Our Guy met a nonbinary person once when my friend came to visit me at work. He was just on a smoke break so I had to introduce them and when I said "They're visiting" he got confused and asked us how many people are there (and then threatened murder if they dare order something while he's on a break). I had to explain this man what a nonbinary person is, he thought about it for a second, called the whole thing "fucking stupid, there ain't that shit in nature" and then proceeded to very mockingly refer to them as (our language equivalent of) "your majesty" and use the pronouns you use for people you're supposed to respect (which is genderless and very formal)
My friend thought he was really funny before I explained to them that I'm pretty sure he thought he was being mean (but hey he it wasn't misgendering so yay)
Then (after his break) they ordered a vegan sandwich and we heard him cussing them out about how "they should pick a fucking struggle". Later I asked him about it and got told that "how much shit can you deny yourself? Cheese, gender, the fuck's next?"
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For anyone who needs this
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Finally.
Important follow-up
This is what bug haters look like
Look im fine with every bug (yes even the horryfiying "SCP-006-J" ones) but what the fuck is wrong eith wasps and hornets
Wasps and hornets are essential to the ecosystem both as pollinators and predators to other insects. They are just as important to us as bees and exterminating them would be the extermination of us as well.
In regards to your tags, mosquitoes are also important as a key part of the food chain for bats and others. I don't know how to break this to you but an animal eating to survive isn't evil. Frankly, it's horrifying how willing people are to call for the extinction of animals that the fragile ecosystem needs to function. No animal is evil. Stop perpetuating this mindset
Yes - no animal is inherently evil
HOWEVER
There are legitimate reasons for both the study of AND the extermination of bug/insect species throughout the world
1. Yes, most mosquitoes are not carriers of diseases. This does not mean that people are wrong for researching ways to exterminate the specific species of mosquitoes and other vector species (species that can transmit diseases to humans through bites, ie. Blood - mosquitoes, ticks, lice, ect) that do spread disease. More than 700,000 people per year die due to mosquitoe- many children under 5.
Extermination is obviously an extreme and last resort, but it is important to research
2. Invasive species. Wasps especially can be a devastating invasive force. That will wipe out other pollinators - bees are at a high risk in many areas because of these situations. Therefore, it is important that people not be shamed or stopped from removing/exterminating in these situations.
Though not insect related - Alberta, CAN proved that it is possible to eradicate a species in a large area without a negative impact on the ecosystem with their Rat Control Program. For over 70 years the province has been rat-free. Once again, an invasive species that cause many problems including spreading disease to humans.
if you died right now, how soon do you think someone else would realize?
immediately - there are people around me right now
within a couple hours
within the next twelve hours
within the next day
within the next 2-3 days
within the next week
i think it would take more than a week for anyone to realize
i’ll never die because im bald
face makeup is evil. i don’t care. like eyeshadow can be a fun and creative thing and it’s not like anybody is going to think you genuinely have purple eyelids but face makeup that’s made to look “natural” just ends up making you think your normal skin is something to be covered up and distorts your perception of your face. the whole “it makes ppl more confident!” thing is a lie because it’s not that the makeup itself is making you feel confident it’s that it creates an association with confidence and the results of that is you end up hating your face which is the opposite of building your self-confidence.
i keep getting (and blocking lol) comments like “let people do what they want with their appearance!!!” on this post when like that’s literally my point makeup should be a thing you wear because you feel like you want to be creative and fuck it why not have black eyelids and purple lips today. foundation and contouring and colour correcting that look “natural” are the opposite of that! you’re not doing it because you want to you’re doing it because you feel like your face is lacking without it after wearing it for so long and makeup companies prey on that. it’s a good business model because a foundation bottle is something you’re gonna have to replace once a year if you wear it every day but eyeshadow and lipstick will last you several years even with daily use like i’m a goth i wear heavy black eyeshadow on my eyelids every time i do my makeup and i haven’t had to replace it in years. “but foundation helps people go out in public because they have low self-confidence!” is a myth, and just because it’s a coping mechanism doesn’t mean it’s a good one like it will in the long run make you think your naked face is lacking which is fucked up because it’s your FACE. there’s nothing wrong with it and the industry that is selling you the foundation that “empowers” you is actively working to make sure you need to be empowered
“let’s totally erase cultural makeup!! you’re evil and mean!” i know the reading comprehension on this site is low but come on you know that’s not what i’m talking about at all. ah yes the ancestral and sacred practice of contouring your face and covering every single blemish you’ve ever had because god forbid someone sees you have acne like a real human person
I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.
"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.
Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.
Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.
Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!
I don't even have food allergies and I get annoyed when the ingredients list is vague
And stereotypical people are just like "why are you worried about it" like wtf is in this what do you mean spice
I have celiac, so like worst case I'm puking out my ass for three days, but I cannot stand food labeling around allergens. You should be required to tell me if your im allergic to your food, actually. I shouldn't need to spend 5 minutes sitting on the grocery store floor googling whosawatis brand dietary crackers to see if I can eat them. You shouldn't be able to invent fun new names for allergens like "malt" to hide them. You shouldn't be able to name bug exceptions "confectioners glaze" or add extra allergens to your products to avoid the cost of testing them.
I am allergic to cinnamon
"Spices" in ingredient lists on food are my nightmare
I have accidentally consumed cinnamon and gotten sick so many times. As an adult I can now tell something has cinnamon with a single bite, but that still means my next few hours are going to be horrible
You should have to list all ingredients on food packaging
"Oh but it's a secret recipe" bitch I'm not asking for the quantities, just list all the spices so I know if I can eat it!
And restaurants? If someone asks you if you use a particular spice, please for the love of everything, be honest. I love ginger chicken/beef - however, some Chinese restaurants use 5 spice to make things simpler. 5spice includes Chinese cinnamon. I have called restaurants to ask if they use 5spice and be told no - then get sick after eating their food. I'm not asking to shame you! I actually need to know!
It’s been long enough since my last sense8 rewatch that I’m starting to feel the itch
Is there any voice actor whos voice you always recognize? (Like, hearing a new character speak and going ! I know you!)
Is there any voice actor whos voice you always recognize?
Yes
No
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WHO IS USING THIS
AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
Reminder that ao3 does not have an app. Any apps you see are third party and are making money off of the writers without their consent. They’re also probably harvesting your data. Do not support this garbage.
Louder so people don't quick-scroll:
THIRD-PARTY APP. PROFITS OFF WRITERS, HARVESTS DATA. DO NOT DOWNLOAD.
the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs
the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend
I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman
the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter
I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names!
AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky.
Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.
IIRC, with the waxing and warning the moon many times has been a symbol of change so why would the moon EVER been a symbol of cisness??
lovingly cradles this post in my cupped hands and gently kisses its forehead
The moon does not support terfs, this is a fact.
In fact, the only people supporting terfs are themselves, incels and xenophobes.
They got confused when all of those NASA documentaries talked about “cislunar space”.
pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
how did it go!!!
literally dream scenario
it's good!
i can live with that
could be better
hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.
also smth smth reblog and tell me what you got im very curious
