Life as a Food Fanatic

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[iwantcupcakes]

The Mermaid (2016).

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

what the hell

[unclebeanbag]

I need to watch this now. 

[megapuddi64]

it’s a hilarious film

[michaelburnnham]

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

[xxaceofspacexx]

w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[sacred-portal]

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

Me trying to find a way into the circle

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I am cracking TF UP

[pdlcomics]

Scares

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

its one thing to assume something about someone, to not consider things upon first thought and be mistaken. its another thing to deep search someones internet presence and assume you fucking know the person, then feel cheated when you find out differently. if you havent personally spoken to me within the past year, you literally cant presume you know anything unless you think i just sit in a fixed position never changing

[thebootydiaries]

u know what, since the blind people are asleep i’m gonna say it. not seeing things probably sucks

[thebootydiaries]

alright who snitched

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[gne-frog-deactivated20190204]

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

[seasaluki-deactivated20151024]

[vieratheartist]

I love everything about this.

[versaillesprincess]

[madlori]

Oh my God, this just made my whole day.

[ledamemangociana]

the best thing about this is that this was literally all in the same photoshoot for the same damn issue of the same damn magazine

[upallnightogetloki]

Emma’s photo: She’s beauty and she’s grace. Rupert: Looks ready to woo you with his acoustic skills. Dan: ANARCHY!!

[danasn0wc4t]

‘TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE

[stand-up-gifs]

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[xeppeli]

he is more powerful than god

[bunniope]

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

[ginger-ale-official]

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

[bunniope]

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

[ginger-ale-official]

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

[irreleventblue]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[mikey-xoxo]

ME

[brainbubblegum]

I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never bothered to read the title, I just call it “It’s Always Sunny in the Hundred Acre Woods”

[nopecontest]

[grawly]

[megasonger]

[mettic]

[paramar]

[yavinmoon]

piglet strikes back

[meme4u]

[driinababy-blog]

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

[nightmareloki]

Oh my GOD

[loki-dokey]

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

[doctorwhothefuckareyou]

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

[aliyamustafinna-deactivated2021]

did he win

[thecostellomusic]

DID HE WIN

[safitheartist]

For people who are confused, the springs of the board went lose causing it to catapult him forward.

[simonalkenmayer]

God if this doesn’t remind me of waking up.

[deejay]

Good morning tumblr, Who are we stanning today??

[ruinedchildhood]

[erendummy]

This is important