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(human Lapidot/SU au (spoilers ahead for su,su future and su the movie) [TWs: abuse,trauma,toxic relationships,ptsd] ||please dont tag peridot or lapis kin accs||

[lifeguard-lapis]

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[lifeguard-lapis]

"Happy pride"

[lifeguard-lapis]

@askspinzy

"Hey,Spinel. You gonna do one of your famous drunken Pink rants?"

"Wouldn't be a well crashed party if y'...*hic* didn't"

"Eh whatever,I wonder if am'thyst still smokes. That might be nice."

"Seeya."

[askspinzy]

"aw shit! time for that already?? i thought i was banned from those, after last time when i... yknow..."

"ended up breaking that table because i slammed my head on it too hard."

"hah! good times...good times..."

"where do i even begin with her? she's, like...she always..."

"walked away... in the middle of our conversations."

"yea. just like that."

"it really pissed me off."

[lifeguard-lapis]

"Man.."

"That sucks."

"Pfft!! Haha! I'm sorry it was just too easy!"

"It doesn't get better unless you talk about it. So take a deep 'breath' (if you know what I mean) and let it all out."

[lifeguard-lapis]

@askspinzy

"Hey,Spinel. You gonna do one of your famous drunken Pink rants?"

"Wouldn't be a well crashed party if y'...*hic* didn't"

"Eh whatever,I wonder if am'thyst still smokes. That might be nice."

"Seeya."

[askspinzy]

Is peeps ex meant to be Pink?

"well, that is a bit of a...personal question, don't you think? but-..."

"if you must know...yes, me and pink were a thing in the past. how do you even know of pink? spinel hates thinking about her."

"oh, shoot, i've said too much..."

[askspinzy]

Listen,spinsy, I'm sure peep will love you,she doesn't seem like the type who would hurt anyone ówò Why don't you give her a chance?

"maybe y-you're...right.. maybe she'd..date m'...."

"i jus'... don't want her to leave me when she gets..like...bored. i don't want her to ever stop lovin' me..."

"y'all jus'...got no clue how...hard it us f'r me to decide.."

[lifeguard-lapis]

"....Cheers"

[lifeguard-lapis]

"Oh great. Spinels gonna be there."

[askspinzy]

;)

[lifeguard-lapis]

"Don't wink at me I'm like,married to this blue Hawaiian"

[askspinzy]

"oh, so sorry. couldn't hear you over the make-up sex im having with my girlfriend, sex on the beach? what's that about you marrying some ugly ass drink?"

[lifeguard-lapis]

"Look Peri,I have no idea how you hugged me so hard my shirt fell off but.."

I won't ask if you get the door?"

[lifeguard-lapis]

[shirt]

"Ugh. Whatever,I'll get it."

"She's in the bathroom I guess."

Lapis grumbled as she turned the lock and opened the door for her Landlord,looking like Hot Trash.

"Sup."

[lifeguard-lapis]

“Oh, hello there, Lapis! I brought over a casserole for you and Peridot, if you don’t mind!” Her smile faded a bit, “I thought I’d pop over and check if you were er- okay after last night.”

[lifeguard-lapis]

She seemed to blush slightly at Pearl's generous gift.

"Y-You didn't...have to do that..." she looked off,but took the casserole anyway.

Oh. Great. Everyone must have heard all that...

"Pfft,I've never been okay in my life~!"

Nice one lapis.

[lifeguard-lapis]

“I believe that’s what Steven would call a big mood.” She winked.

“And nonsense! Cooking always makes me feel better when I’m in a little tizzy~”

[lifeguard-lapis]

Lapis snickered at that,before composing herself with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh,is there like..

something wrong with you,too?"

[lifeguard-lapis]

“Wrong? Oh no, I wouldn’t say wrong!” Pearl took a deep breath.

“It’s just.. Losing someone. The pain never really does go away.”

“... And there’s nothing wrong about that, Lapis. Being in pain, I mean.”

[lifeguard-lapis]

"Yeah; and you're...strong for realizing that.."

"Oh,good cause,that's an everyday thing for me!"

[lifeguard-lapis]

"sorry, lapis, are you calling for me? i was getting dressed and, yknow... headphones. so what's up-"

"oh! ms pearl! what are you here for? with food and everything-!?"

"geez... the air feels tense-"

"uh oh."

"are we getting evicted?"

[lifeguard-lapis]

She sighed,nodding.

"Yep. Pack your things." She giggled behind her hand,pulling peridot to the door.

"Man pearl,it sure does suck that you're kicking us out!"

[lifeguard-lapis]

“Oh my stars, no! I was only bringing over a casserole for the two of you...”

[lifeguard-lapis]

"oh my stars, i knew it, i knew she'd find out about the fire we set with amethyst, i blame this on you lazuli, where am i gonna go-"

"...you aren't...kicking us out..?"

[lifeguard-lapis]

“Of course n-”

“Wait, fire?!”

[lifeguard-lapis]

"oh, good! i was really worried that you found out about that and..."

"... i've said too much. ignore me."

[lifeguard-lapis]

"Oh great. Spinels gonna be there."

[askspinzy]

;)

[lifeguard-lapis]

"Don't wink at me I'm like,married to this blue Hawaiian"

[lifeguard-lapis]

"Oh great. Spinels gonna be there."

[lifeguard-lapis]

"Amethyst invited us to her house party."

"Get dressed,this might be what I need"

[lifeguard-lapis]

"... alright but- if amethyst tries to coerce me to do karaoke again im leaving."

"capiche?"

[lifeguard-lapis]

"Oh COME ON,You sounded pretty cute last time."

"But yeah; Capiche."

[lifeguard-lapis]

"cute? kittens!! are cute!! me being forced to sing haven't you noticed in front of a crowd was not...cute. it was very stressful; thank you."

[lifeguard-lapis]

"Amethyst invited us to her house party."

"Get dressed,this might be what I need"

[lifeguard-lapis]

"... alright but- if amethyst tries to coerce me to do karaoke again im leaving."

"capiche?"

[lifeguard-lapis]

"Oh COME ON,You sounded pretty cute last time."

"But yeah; Capiche."

[lifeguard-lapis]

"Amethyst invited us to her house party."

"Get dressed,this might be what I need"

[lifeguard-lapis]

"... alright but- if amethyst tries to coerce me to do karaoke again im leaving."

"capiche?"

[water-mellie-seeds]

Guys

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[luxieloo]

Guys

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[lifeguard-lapis]

Gays

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[lifeguard-lapis]

"Amethyst invited us to her house party."

"Get dressed,this might be what I need"

[water-mellie-seeds]

Doodle of @lifeguard-lapis 's human peri!!!

(Shhh yeah ik thats me shut up shut u)

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