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My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

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no shade but there’s a few people I’m glad I’m not close to anymore

alaskaisnothere

“friends can break your heart too and sometimes they don’t even realise they are doing it. everyone says that the opposite of love is not hate but indifference and that’s what really get me. because we never really fought or hated each other, we just let time and life get between us and there is not a reason why for this distance. and that’s what hurts me the most: not knowing if it’s real or all in my head.”

— Written by @giulswrites for @poetryclub13 word prompt: friends can break your heart too.

flowury

an open letter to the inventor of bread

hey. thanks

bumblebeebats

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

kvothbloodless

Hermione ghost wrote this

grapefruitmimosa

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

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the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

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You die in infinity war

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saythefisherman

Thanos is a weak ass bitch of a villain because ever since killmonger I need all my villains to pull up with some style, looks, a certain je ne sais quoi. Killmonger stole a thousand year old artifact and wore it as armor and wore solid gold fangs. What did Thanos wear? The same body armor for hundreds of years and a dumb glove that wasn’t even designer

saythefisherman

People are all like “he’s an alien” like so was Hela and she pulled up with some iconic goth looks, Chanel horned helmet, a beautiful smokey eye, nails that could cut diamonds, Thanos has no excuse fashion is universal

moldyoyster

im really in the mood to either be kissed or hit by a truck i dont really care which, surprise me

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do-diy

woahdudenode

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what did this bird do

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I wish i had context on this

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here u go

rorytelling

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

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I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

justnexttotheblues

I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.

I’m so pleased.

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name 1 bad thing mario has done. you cant.

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In the original story, it’s said that a kind of Koopa Troopa used Bowser’s magic to turn innocent villagers into brick blocks-

So, does that make Mario a mass murderer for destroying the brick blocks and other inanimate objects he finds on his journey for powerups?

I’m just going to leave this information here.

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actually it doesn’t!!!

the bricks that the toads were turned into are NOT the normal bricks. they’re the question blocks! that’s why you get the power ups. they’re actually rewarding you for freeing them, you’re not hurting them!