coffee and stars

funny memes get reblobbed

[imsmarterthanyou-deactivated202]

how am I supposed to kiss kiss fall in love in these conditions

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[doggosource]

[crystaltoa]

HEY. I’m on a RAMPAGE OF DESTRUCTION over here. Aren’t ya gonna FUCKING STOP ME?

[funnytwittertweets]

[carnivalseb]

well, the C is a harsh mistress

[lady-byleth]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti]

[flipchild]

[studentlifeproblems]

[nepofledgling]

imagine if someone messaged you like “heads up this person made a callout post about you” and then you go to check and it’s behind a paywall lmaoooo

[bauliya]

[christianstepmoms]

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[durnesque-esque]

[oatmealaddiction]

[psyduckscience]

[tokidokifish]

[the-dread-prevails]

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[curlicuecal]

I’m an ant biologist and I’d like to point out that ants also spend a significant percentage of the time doing nothing.

Turns out sometimes the most evolutionary useful thing you can do is chill and not wear yourself to shreds, whether mammal or insect. It helps you deal with emergencies and adapt to change. Plus, you can act as living food storage!

That last part is probably more an ant thing than a human thing, but hey, live your dreams.

[jumpingjacktrash]

it’s also a bear thing, which absolutely explains me

[gallusrostromegalus]

Doing absolutely fuck-all is how antarctic sea sponges live to be over 10,000 years old, so live your best, longest, laziest life.

[sickfuture]

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

[follettina1111111111]

"Feet" of lizards

[jalapeepo]

[caviria]

[catchymemes]

[falco-lombardis-guyliner]

[corporatebigwig]

My left and right hands right now

[albertnatural]

calm down man

[dunmertitty]

[bleekay]

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

[bleekay]

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate