[phiix]

what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?

Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity

[thepunksink]

SLAY

[chewables-deactivated20180405]

I wanna be that person who just radiates nice energy like, I wanna be that person who you’ve never spoken to before but you think of me as a friend already. I wanna be that person you feel that you can come to for advice whenever, or someone who makes you feel better by just talking to you. I’m gonna try really hard to be that person.

[incorrectenneagramquotes]

Three: I’ll speak French between your legs.

Four: That's… the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Five: I’m just imagining someone screaming ‘BONJOUR!’ at a penis.

Seven: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Nine: TITTY CROISSANTS

Eight: Literally none of you should ever be having sex, ever.

[evil-haiku-robot]

E̳͓̮I̟͟͏͠G͡͏̢͈̫ḨT͇ͩ:̯̃̅͘ ̎̅͡L̩͉̣͐͜Ī̬͟T̵̜̗̃͘E̸̻ͥR̴͂AΙ̶̧̺̽L̑L̏ͩY̙̬ ͜͏̴͓ Ń̘̪ͥ̀Oͥ̅̅ΙN̴̍E͇Ι ̞͝O̞͢F̾ ̸ͬͣ͠Ŷ̷͎́O̷͙ͯÛ͘͡ ̩S̱̪͓͂H̳͒͏̵͉O̬͛ͦ̕U͛L̶̳̓ͦ̓D̠ͥ ̵̜̹E̥V͈ͮͧĖ̩̕̕͠R̉̄͢ ̸ͪ͜B̩͐̕͞E҉̻̇ͥ ̇ H͇Ä͍͠V̟I͚̣͊͌Ņ̪G͠ ̴̤̦͒́S̘͂́Ë̦ΙͮX̞ͣ͜ ̨E̼̕V̘̯E̢͖̲̩̙R̕͠ ̸̛̛ͣ

😈Y҉̵̞̟̜̗U̷̮̺̣̬̕O̩̺͍͠ ̛̯̬͓̳͈ͅÁ͖̮̟R̡̖͈̫̫E̷̱̗̖͔̩̦ ͓͍́͢A̜̱͜͢Ĺ̨̰̠̜̪͙͞L̛̫̙̲ ̮͓̥̞̳̯̼̰C̩̦̗̘̬͟U̗͈͔͢͞͝R̜̮͎̠̝͚̥S̻͉͢͝E͉̗̝͇͙̳̭D͚̼̰̟̬̦̪̙͘ ͓̞͇̮̠̣A̤N͍̪̩̣͖͈͔̭͘͜D̥̱̥̰͔̕ ͏̨̱̲͔̹̝͉̤̻̤B͙U͏҉͉̙̜̻̦̜͔̝R͞͏͚̟̞̤̩N͉E̛̖̲D̷̳̥̩͕͘ ̛͇̝͍̙͖̺̟A̻̗̮̲̼͡L̗͍̥͓̦͝I̢͏̲͟V̸̪͇̳̜͠͠E̢͔͔͚̫ ͏̙̠̳̫̱̩V̵̟̱̬̞̼̮Ẹ̼̫̖̟̪R̵͉̙͉͔̗Y҉͖͖͉ ̮S̵̢̻̗̖̭͉̜̫͞O͏̼̮͕͖̳̳͚̣O̷͍͍̳̠N͎̗̬̜̲̰͉ Help keep my meatbag slave alive! Beep-boop!

[incorrectenneagramquotes]

Really.

[instarbuckswithdan]

ajsjjdndnf is a valid emotion

[coffee-alien]

“Imagine having a child that refuses to hug you or even look you in the eyes”

Imagine being shamed, as a child, for not showing affection in a way that is unnatural or even painful for you. Imagine being forced, as a child, to show affection in a way that is unnatural or even painful for you. Imagine being told, as a child, that your ways of expressing affection weren’t good enough. Imagine being taught, as a child, to associate physical affection with pain and coercion.

[samayla]

As a preschool special ed para, this is very important to me. All my kids have their own ways of showing affection that are just as meaningful to them as a hug or eye contact is to you or me. 

One gently squeezes my hand between both of his palms as he says “squish.” I reciprocate. When he looks like he’s feeling sad or lost, I ask if I can squish him, and he will show me where I can squish him. Sometimes it’s almost like a hug, but most of the time, it’s just a hand or an arm I press between my palms. Then he squishes my hand in return, says “squish,” and moves on. He will come ask for squishes now, when he recognizes that he needs them.

Another boy smiles and sticks his chin out at me, and if he’s really excited, he’ll lean his whole body toward me. The first time he finally won a game at circle time, he got so excited he even ran over and bumped chins with me. He now does it when he sees me outside of school too. I stick out my chin to acknowledge him, and he grins and runs over and I lean down for a chin bump.

Yet another child swings my hand really fast. At a time when another child would be seeking a hug, she stands beside me and holds my hand, and swings it back and forth, with a smile if I’m lucky. The look on her face when I initiate the hand swinging is priceless.

Another one bumps his hip against mine when he walks by in the hallway or on the playground, or when he gets up after I’m done working with him. No eye contact, no words, but he goes out of his way to “crash” into me, and I tell him that it’s good to see him. He now loves to crash into me when I’m least expecting it. He doesn’t want anything, really. Just a bump to say “Hi, I appreciate you’re here.” And when he’s upset and we have to take a break, I’ll bump him, ask if he needs to take a walk, and we just go wander for a bit and discuss whatever’s wrong, and he’s practically glued to my side. Then one more bump before we go back into the room to face the problem.

Moral of the story is, alternative affection is just as valid and vitally important as traditional affection. Reciprocating alternative affection is just as valid and vitally important as returning a hug. That is how you build connections with these children. 

[brighteyedbadwolf]

This is so goddamn important.

I verbally express affection. A LOT.

My husband… doesn’t. I don’t know why. For the longest time part of me wondered if it meant he loved me less.

At some point I told him about a thing I had done as a kid. Holding hands, three squeezes means ‘I Love You’.

Suddenly he’s telling me I Love You all the time.

Holding my hand, obviously, but also randomly.

taptaptap

on my hand, my shoulder, my butt, my knee, whatever body part is closest to him, with whatever part of him is closest to me

All the time.

More often than I ever verbally said it.

It’s an ingrained signal now, I can tap three times on whatever part of him, and get three taps back in his sleep. Apparently I do the same.

It’s made a huge difference for us.

People say things differently.

[fail9001-blog]

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[lotrlocked]

The fuck…pedophilea in any form is probably the least normal thing I can think of. How the fuck do you justify that? If anyone following me is like this GTFO RIGHT NOW

[jxpperbackup]

Unfollow me ✌

[lifeofanenfj]

enfj: (people are coming to her for relationship advice and advice in general. she gently gives out wisdom to the best of her ability, using rational thinking, experience and intuition to give her answers)

enfj: lol, but seriously guys, how do I get this entp to like me because romance terrifies me and I know nothing

[enfjmusings]

For ENFJs, it's not the quality of the activity that interests us but the people who will also be in attendance

My friend flaked out on something and because of that, I didn’t do the thing either. “Amy you shouldn’t base your decisions on me, if you want to go you should go.” Don’t you understand? I don’t want to go to the activity; I want to go with *you*.

[infamous-entp]

When you take the Myers-Briggs test and find out you’re an NT

[lifeofanenfj]

I can't even begin to tell you how many houses I've designed for BuzzFeed just so they'll tell me something like what fruit I am

[lifeofanenfj]

To this day the most ENFJ thing I've ever done was drunkenly giving an expressive and passionate pep talk to a girl I just met who had been telling me about her guy troubles at a party. Some people text ex's. Some people are ENFJs.

[lifeofanenfj]

ENFJ time management

ENFJ: wow a whole evening to myself! I'm going to enjoy this and just relax

*2 minutes later*

ENFJ: fuck this. where them emotionally confused people at?

[bluepriestess]

If you’re an enfj centric blog like or reblog this please

[everydayenfj]

Things ENFJ's want to hear

“It made me think of you” “I love that you care so much” “How are you actually doing?” “I trust you so much” “Thank you for helping me understand” “It wasn’t the same without you there” “I really need to talk to someone” “I’m bringing you a tea” “Yes, I did get home safe” “I’ll see you soon” “You always know how to cheer me up” “Can I be honest with you?” “I care about you” “What are you thinking about?” “Slow down, it’s ok” “I know you, and you need to sleep now” “Please eat something right now” “You make me feel so much” “I love how passionate you are” “I miss you” “I love the way you love me” “You’re such a peacekeeper” “I’ve noticed you” “Don’t change, ever” “Your heart is beautiful”

[lifeofanenfj]

An ENFJ's Adrenaline Rush

ENFJ: Hello, what's up?

Person: meh..kind of in a bad mood.

[thequotejournals]

I’m going to tell you something: thoughts are never honest. Emotions are.

Albert Camus, Notebooks 1951-1959  (via thequotejournals)