Moonflower

21 | Any pronouns :) | Bi | Writer | Hello Kitty Enthusiast | Find my ao3

[markgraysonsgirlfriend]

would you bitre me if iasked nicely.. .

whenever you get on a plane and come visit me again maybe🙄

[toriel-2]

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

[lifeofmanydimensions]

I keep posting about god and theological schtuff cause I was raised Christian and keep turning god and jesus into funny stories in my head cause im a writer btw. Christianity makes for some very cool stories but TERRIBLE practices and im sorry to any Christ lovers I have offended (I still semi think god might be real) (no proof yet tho) (that’s the real zinger)

[lifeofmanydimensions]

if god is real I wonder if he created fingernails on humans like “oh yeah. can’t wait for them to peel stickers off a banana with those bad boys..” did he even intend for us to add stickers to bananas someday in the first place. which came first,, the nail or the sticker?? im gonna make a wild accusation and say sticker

[lifeofmanydimensions]

thinking about how eve and adam were both punished for eating the apple when the knowledge of all things—past, present, and future—was probably punishment enough. the sickening truths they were very abruptly exposed to, just to have god stroll in like “yeah not bad enough how about u all get exiled!!!” like yes allow me to live alone with the cruel knowledge wrought upon me by my own foolish choices!!!!! I love understanding the world around me with nowhere else to go!!!!!!!!

[lifeofmanydimensions]

eraserhead baby ...

what about him. scrub.

[lifeofmanydimensions]

ok what the fuck why is there a 1983 James Bond film called OCTOPUSSY??!!?! what the everloving FUCK was in the water in the 80s and why haven’t we changed at all since then

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

[saltasaurus-rex-blog]

I love when people say “i really like that thing you do, you know when you (insert thing)” and you had no idea that is something you do. I also love it when people know more about you than you do. I get really excited.

[lifeofmanydimensions]

why does google show me photos of michael welch when I look up noel callahan like no buddy different white boy

[kosmogrl]

[animentality]

[90s90s90s]

October 3, 1992:  Sinead O’Connor appeared on Saturday Night Live singing an  acapella cover of Bob Marley’s song “War”, changing some of the lyrics to include references to child abuse, and ending the performance by tearing up a photo of Pope John Paull II and saying “fight the real enemy”.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

This ruined her career and she was telling the truth, as we all came to find out years later.

[lifeofmanydimensions]

I miss her so much y’all like this is the first time a celebrity death left me feeling real honest to god grief. she was one of a kind and I’m sure she’s rocking heaven to pieces lmao

[lifeofmanydimensions]

the backhanded comedy of bruno mars lookin to his girl and going “baby I just thought of the dumbest, brainless, most irresponsible and laughably stupid thing to do—let’s get married 😍” like djsjsiwiwowowieie i’ve been thinking about this for so long

[sistertaxon]

butch lesbians. you agree. reblog.

[queeranne]

reblog if you like girls and pasta

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

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Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

GUYS WE NEED HELP TO FIX IT

The Balance!

[gaudfish-naudsm]

I’m tempted to just reblog and not like it

I fixed it dw

[thesexypanda-boo]

you guys it’s still even ajsjsj

[fyon-luna-13]

Let’s go!

[timeboundterra-reblogs]

A few more people need to reblog…

[lovelybydecay]

are you fucking kidding me