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I JUST BROKE MY MOUSE
for a second i had to think about which type of mouse you were talking about
BUT HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED YOU AN ACTUAL LIVING CREATURE FOR TUMBLR
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I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST IN MY LIFE.
I JUST BROKE MY MOUSE
for a second i had to think about which type of mouse you were talking about
BUT HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED YOU AN ACTUAL LIVING CREATURE FOR TUMBLR
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when i was
a young boy
my father
ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON. HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN’T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN’T EVEN SKIN IT. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE
to see a marching band
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg
Same
Government Secret #318
Scientists are currently creating baby Groots to give to all citizens as a pet. They are expected to be ready by the end of 2015
Tease
The night isn’t dark; the world is dark. Stay with me a little longer.
Louise Glück, “Departure” (via wordsnquotes)
Will You Still Love Me When I’m Suicidal?
The first time I stood at the edge of a building
with the intent to jump off, he threw a blood orange
over the edge and forced me to watch it explode
into colorful pulpy innards on the pavement below,
until I no longer felt the desire to hear my own heart
make the same dull splat. See, after we went
skinny-dipping in Oklahoma two weeks later,
I put a stethoscope over my heart and tried
to translate every beat, but it turns out
that some languages are just undecipherable.
That very same day he took all my razors
and buried them in the loaf of raisin bread
that sat in the very back of the freezer,
because he knew I hated raisins
and it was three months old anyway. When
I think about the bathtub more as an ocean
to drown in than a washing implement, he
takes me out to do silly things like piss
in the neighbors’ flowerbeds or buy 25 angelfood cakes
from the local supermarket; once we even
watered our lawn with coffee instead.
If it makes you feel better, he says, then do it.
Tonight, when I turn out the lights,
I kiss him like a talisman.
Instead of pulling my shirt over my head
like he normally does, he hands me
a flower. He makes me tear off each petal,
one by one, but instead of repeating
He loves me, he loves me not, he makes me say
I will not kill myself, I will not kill myself
over and over again for every petal,
until all that’s left
is a stem as thin as the lifelines in my left wrist.
This … is Baymax
This … is
BAE
TO
THE
MAX
Yeah, I hear he was really hot
WAY TOO SOON
you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved
Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow
I saw you today, and I felt nothing. And man, did it feel good.
theundescribedkid (via wordsnquotes)
What if the Devil doesn’t know he’s the Devil?
Cathrine Goldstein, The Letting (via okaying)
the way you talk to me makes me feel wanted and I think we have something good going on. i don’t think either of us thought it’d go this far but I like it
If you ever catch me staring, I am:
1) admiring your piercing/tattoo/hairstyle/outfit
2) trying to figure out if I know you
3) think you’re gorgeous and can’t help myself
4) Was looking there before you arrived I’m just spacing out
Always include number 4 in that answer
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