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myawesomegeekylife

silverecstasyy

Agreed

fuckyoubaker

bookbinding level: hannibal

lyjerria

as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

thoughts-in-shower

List of DeepShowerThoughts

1.You don’t realized how messy your house is until someone is coming over.

2.Knowing you never had a chance is better than knowing you had a chance and you blew it.

3.If spiders produced light like fireflies, nights would become 10 times more beautiful and 1000000 times more terrifying.

4.Tic-tacs are labeled sugar free but each tic-tac is nearly all sugar. They get away with this because by law for something to be sugar free it has to have less than a gram of sugar but since a tic-tac is less than a gram it can be labeled sugar free.

5.We’re all addicted to something; some addictions are just socially acceptable.

6.In space there is no up or down. Yet space ships are always in the same position when they meet each other in sci-fi movies.

7.The nicest people you could ever meet are often the saddest.

8.The ultimate form of laziness is working incredibly hard to get your work done so you don’t have to do anything later and can just be lazy.

9.If insects suddenly disappeared from the planet all life would soon end but if humans suddenly disappeared all life forms would flourish

10.Dad bods should be called “Father Figures”

11.There’s probably lots of scents from childhood we’ll never smell again because products and chemicals of old were deemed unsafe over time.

12.If you ask someone in your dream a question you’re essentially just asking yourself a question.

13.Bread is made from plants. Peanut butter is made from plants. Jelly is made from smooshed plant. PB&J = Salad

14.When both people awkwardly stop typing because they see that the other is typing, it’s the digital equivalent of two people moving in the same direction to avoid one another

@deepshowerthoughts

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

princess-peridot

How did you know if you dialed the right number

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

teaboot

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

notevensneaky

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

propitlikeithot

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

astound

“Before you can live a part of you has to die. You have to let go of what could have been, how you should have acted and what you wish you would have said differently. You have to accept that you can’t change the past experiences, opinions of others at that moment in time or outcomes from their choices or yours. When you finally recognize that truth then you will understand the true meaning of forgiveness of yourself and others. From this point you will finally be free.”

— Shannon L. Alder (via perrfectly)