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[lifesteal8]

I forgot this existed

hello tumblr,

[eiramew]

Preview of my first piece for the Ishtar Illustrated zine

[lifesteal8]

Destiny is cool👍

[lifesteal8]

GUYS

ima silly guy

[theautismunderurbed]

KRILL YOURSELF🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔅🔅

I CANT STAND FISH PUNS ANYMORE BC OF YPU 😭😭😭😭😭

[lifesteal8]

GOODBYE KRILL WORLD🦞🦞🦞🦞

[lifesteal8]

yessir

Tis me monthly “scanning” of the “app” known to the gays as “tumblr” I shall now commence said “scanning” until thy “little gay people in my phone” entertain or bore

[doggirlpaws]

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

[rowark]

This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:

But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.

This, however, are all chairs:

Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.

So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.

[lizluvscupcakes]

Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person

[the-haiku-bot]

Reblog to hit a

transphobe with a separate

seat for one person

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lizluvscupcakes]

[lifesteal8]

send help chat🙏🙏

[apricior]

guys do we think that scam likely and the problematic vampire explored each other's bodies?

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

[lifesteal8]

did you know a day on mercury is twice as long as a year

I’m not on tumblr for forever and I check back and see this, wtf

[maxwellamus]

@theautismunderurbed what is your dumbass doing on tumblr do you want to get spoiled

[lifesteal8]

Wait @theautismunderurbed is alive???

[cookies-over-yonder]

guys i loge that taylor called nicky a loser and refused to just go hang out with him BECAUSE OK LOOK. THE . season started with taylor wanting to find his dad and meet his dad and literally idolize him ajd think hes so cool.ansd defend him at every second when nicky literally abanoned him and i just LOVE THAT IT ENDED WITH A FUCK YOU AJD HIM HUGGING HIS MOMMY BECAUSE SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON TO HIM AND HE IS THE MOST IMPOETANR PWRSON TO HER AGGHHHHHHHH LIKE OF COURSE ID LOGE FOR THEM TO LIKE. MEND THEIR RELATIONSHIP IN THE FUTURE IG??? BUT I JUST REALLY LOVED THE FACT THAT THE MESSAGE WASNT JUST ABOUT FORGIVING AND FORGETTING IT WAS ABOUT FUCK YOU I LOVE MY MOMMY YOU ARENT A PART OF THIS BECAUSE YOU WERENT THERE

[soapsquare]

[froztox23]

[were--ralph]

What’s hot about balls? I swear I’m asking sincerely

its like asking whats hot about pussy people just like what they like

[the-haiku-bot]

its like asking whats

hot about pussy people

just like what they like

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[were--ralph]

we have to stop meeting like this haiku bot the people will find out

[veracrossing-blog-blog]

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

[animal-crossing]

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[lifesteal8]

Do I hear crusades in the distance…