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The Kanken + Shiny Things haul from UO
Kanken: 80 Nike air max Thea: 95 Adidas jacket: 90 Adidas shirt: 30 Iridescent shirt: 29 Shorts: 39 Dress: 69 Silver jacket: 79 Milk matcha cleanser: 26 Milk blur stick: 36 x2 Milk Highlight stick: 28 x5 Mario Badescu drying lotion: 17 x2
Total: $815
I canāt decide whether to keep the Kanken or sell it. Itās just a tiny bit too small for school, but itās such a pretty colorā¦
Omgš© good job
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Which size did you get? The $80 one stretches a lot and fits school stuff.
This is one of the most aesthetically pleasing hauls your g has ever seen
The ā Fuck me ā haul. Only 10 pictures so I have to post the rest separate??
šø Total $1889~ Ā šø
Would you rather be a cop or a stripper? if you had to choose between the two
This is so dumb, youāre really comparing a credible honest profession to being a cop?
Oh god I canāt breathe
10 top ways shoplifters get caught
This was written by an LP, i merely copied and pasted it. REBLOG AND INFORM
Despite what you may have heard, there is no perfect shoplifting method. You can be caught NO MATTER how you try to steal. A lot of it is the luck of the draw. Is LP in the store? Are they busy with another shoplifter? Are they watching you? There is no way you can be sure. You can be sure however, that you significantly increase your chances of getting yourself caught when:
10)You carry a flat purse or back-pack: Fairly obvious, right? Not only is this an attention grabber, but it also makes the LP Agentās job much easier. Your bag was flat, and then magically became full right after all the merchandise you were carrying disappeared. Did the LP Agent watch you fill your bag? That does not really matter. The LP Agent did not need to see concealment (See my article: The 6 Steps of Loss Prevention) to confidently make a stop on you. It is fairly obvious. Most LP Agents will make that stop. On top of being obvious, entering a store with an empty bag can also bump your charge from petty theft to burglary.
9)You over-act: You pick up the item you plan on stealing. You begin tapping on it, wiggling it, playing with it, and looking around like everything is cool. Yes, people actually think this works. When you take this approach you are basically telling LP Agents āHey, I am not going to steal this! Look, Iām playing with it out in the open. I wouldnāt be doing that if I were going to steal it.ā Then you steal it. Happens all the time.
8)You under-act: You pick up the item you are going to steal and immediately palm the item, or hold it behind something. You then quickly walk off to the most deserted part of the store. The race is on. The LP Agent knows he needs to get a view of you, either on camera or on the floor to witness the concealment.
7)You are overly friendly: You come in and immediately start chatting with store employees. Youāre such a nice person! You would never steal. This will work when trying to deceive regular workers but LP is not falling for it. I have even had employees try to stop me from making an apprehension because they thought I was going to make a bad stop on that āniceā person. When I see someone being overly friendly with cashiers, managers or anybody with a name tag, I immediately become suspicious. They could be a genuinely nice person but nice people steal too.
6)You fail the āscare testā: When I suspect somebody is a shoplifter I will often give them the scare test. This means I will have several people walk past the area where my suspect is looking at items. A normal shopper will pay little to no attention to who is around them. A nervous shoplifter will turn their head at everyone that passes by. Often times they will look them up and down evaluating whether or not they seem like an undercover. When this happens it is a good indicator that I should set up on this person and wait for them to āgoā.
5)You are bringing non-clothing items into the fitting room: Some people actually think that if they conceal merchandise in the fitting room that they can not be arrested by Loss Prevention Agents. This is because it eliminates the possibility of the LP Agentās step # 3. This might work on some LP Agents, but certainly not the oneās that are good at what they do. If I see someone bringing something into the fitting room that is not supposed to be tried on such as DVDs, Jewelry, makeup, etc., they have my full attention until I see them exit the fitting room carrying that merchandise. Believe me, bringing stuff into the fitting room is a false sense of security and it will get you caught.
4)You are leaving an evidence trail: You select the item you want to steal. You are not sure if the item will make the door beep or not so you decide to remove the item from the package. Or maybe you want to pretend the item was already yourās so you rip the tags off. Now you can conceal the item. However, you also need to rid yourself of the package. So you discard it on the shelf, or you hide it behind something. You just made the LP Agents job 95% easier. Maybe they did not see you conceal the item, but they did see you toss something down or hide something. They find the package. Now LP knows what the item is, they know you removed it from the package (this is vandalism and is illegal), and they know you are up to no good. When you walk out of the store, all the LP Agent needs to do is approach you with the empty package and demand that you return the item. They will likely tell you that you are on video opening it (you may or may not be). They will tell you that if you do not return the item you will be charged with vandalism (this trick is likely against their LP policy but it is completely legal). Once you produce the item you are under arrest for theft. It is a lose-lose situation that you created by leaving a trail of packages and tags.
3)You have āshiftyā eyes: Everyone knows that you are not supposed to blatantly look for cameras or look around for people when you are going to steal. However, it seems that the majority overcompensates. When you look up to the ceiling and then side to side without moving your head, you have āshifty eyesā. Shifty eyes get shoplifters caught every day. In fact, if I am about to give up on a perspective shoplifter and they shift their eyes, I will watch them until they leave the store, no exceptions.
2)You use two hands: As an LP Agent, nothing catches my eye more than somebody with both hands on the sales shelf. When an honest shopper looks at a product of interest on the sales shelf, they typically take the item in one hand and remove it from the shelf to look at it in the open. When a shoplifter puts both hands on a product and does not remove the object from the shelf it is a DEAD GIVE AWAY that they are opening something. I have caught shoplifters that I otherwise would not have even noticed simply because they used two hands!
1)You just plain look like a shoplifter: You know who you are! This is by far the most common reason people get caught. If you fit the stereotypical profile of someone who would likely shoplift you are likely being watched as an āeasy statā. So if you have 10 facial piercings, and a bright green mohawk, or if youāre just a shady looking character, donāt do it.
REBLOG AND HELP A FRIEND
You: shoplifting blogs are the worst! Theyāre ruining tumblr!! Me, an intellectual: actually Iād probably say the thousands of nazis, pedophiles, meth/heroin blogs, pro anorexia and bulemia blogs, and the blogs made by adults to ācall outā children are ruining tumblr
PREACH
i already posted this in a haul pic but this velvet romper needs its own post bc hoooomygawd š
iām very grateful i have a job, but..
i called in sick 5 hrs before my shift because iām literally coughing up blood and the first thing my manager says isĀ āu couldnāt of called in earlier sweaty??? :-/ā. no??? i couldnāt of???? i wasnāt coughing up blood then?? if i was i wouldāve called??? i understand itās an inconvenience for them but i mean come on, at least try to pretend to sympathize with your workers
The Pink Haul
Grand Total: $956
Dillardās š Kate Spade iPhone Cases x2 $160 š Kate Spade iPhonce Crossbody $100
Madewell š Dress $158
Kendra Scott š Necklaces x2 $110
Altarād State š Necklaces x2 $50 š Night Gown $30 š Blouses x2 $110 š Robe $50
World Market š Angry Orchard The Muse $16 š Prosecco x2 $10
Sephora š UD Vice Lip Shimmers x2 $36 š KVD Coven Lipstick $21
Ulta š NYX Gel Liner $9 š Katy Perry Lipstick $9 š Mario Badescu Acne Wash $8 š Mario Badescu Facial Spray $7 š Too Faced Peanut Butter and Honey x2 $72
Okay my mom is coming through she said āI know you liftā and I was like okay shit, and then she was like āget me this cream next time xxxā I was shook
hey guys you must follow THESE rules to Lift Your Fucking Stores!!!!!!
1.You must make UNDER MINIMUM WAGE!!!!!!! If you make minimum wage you are just a middle class greedy rich teenager
2.YOU CAN ONLY LIFT SHITTY BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no milk, no soda, ONLY 50Ā¢ LOAFS OF BREAD
3.NO LIFTING MAKEUP!!!! what is a āboostingā??? DOESNT MATTER YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW MY RULES
4. YOU CAN ONLY LIFT AT WALMART!!!once I got kicked out of Walmart because I was drinking a weed so I dont like them SO I DONT CARE ROB THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!!!1
5.YOU CANNOT POST IT!!!11eleven1!! Its not because it takes a long time to learn how to lift, and its like posting your art because youāre proud of it or want some attention for how hard youāve worked on NOPE YOURE A FUCKING MIDDLE CLASS 17 YEAR OLD WHITE CIS GIRL SHOWOFF
Good lifting movies/shows/etc?
Anyone know any other good staple lifting media? Like, everyone know Bling Ring is The movie to watch, but anything else? Shows, specific episodes of shows? More movies? Maybe even suggest some documentaries or something I guess? Thank thank
hmm I liked the movie Catch Me If You Can with Leonardo DiCaprio. Itās not about lifting but basically his character commits various white collar crimes and gets away with it (which is the fun part) and honestly the first time I watched it it just gave me more motivation to lift which is probably not what the filmmakers were intending haha but anyways. I think thereās some other movie about art theft which I havenāt seen but maybe you might like that? Oh I just remembered something, thereās this one episode of the show Law and Order Criminal Intent (funny that I like the Law and Order shows but am a criminal myself, ironic a bit isnāt it?) where a minor plot point is that one of the characters has kleptomania; the episode is titled The Good Child so if youāre into crime procedurals give that a look. Also thereās this nonfiction book that I really want to read but havenāt been able to find in a bookstore so I canāt lift it, but itās about lifting and itās called The Steal, it looks like itād be pretty interesting. I think there are some documentaries on youtube, just search and youāll find them although I think theyāre mostly from the perspective of stores/LP. Thatās all that I can think of right now but those are some suggestions.Ā
Thank you so much for the suggestions! Iāll definitely be checking those out, and I do actually like law and order too, I was hoping there would be an episode of a show like that suggested! And Iāll be keeping an eye out for that book for sure!
wow Iām glad you liked my suggestions! Thatās all that I know of but there might be some other stuff out there. Honestly Iām kinda surprised there isnāt more, like thereās shows like Breaking Bad and Hannibal which are about people who do illegal things (making meth and cannibalizing people respectively) and itās a big part of their character but Iām not aware of anything like that where thereās a main character whoās really into lifting/theft.Ā
Itās really an untapped character type, cause iād be aaallllll about a lifting/thieving character tbhhh. Youāre so right about having other characters where illegal stuff is a major part of their character, like thereās really an influx of characters like that for a lot of other crimes, itās a bit disappointing :/ Iām hoping some other people might know some other suggestions!
the book Girlboss by Sophia Amoruso is the one that made me want to lift haha. Itās not about lifting but sophia used to lift and she even give some tipsĀ
So you want to lift from Michaels...
As a (finally) former Replenishment Associate/Sales Associate/Head Cashier of the highest shrink Michaelās Arts & Crafts in our district, here is everything you need to know and probably more:
Our store didnāt even have towers.
If our Instax Miniās (which are locked up) or film (which are behind little red locks that you can use a magnet on) were source tagged, nothing would beep.
Choose your time of day wisely.
Of course, weekend nights are a lot busier and our store in particular, for whatever reason, was always understaffed. There would be 1 Framer, 1-2 SA, 1 Cashier, 1 MOD. Mid-day always has the most associates.
I recommend theĀ morning: itās slow, weāre trying to get our own projects done, weāre probably still sleepy.
I do not recommend before closing, as all of the employees are running around the store trying to get shit done so we can go home.
Our Copic markers are at the front in the queue line and our Prismacolor stuff is in our Fine Arts section, both of which are heavily monitored. This brings me to:
Our cameras (that actually record and can be rewound in store) donāt pan around and zoom.Ā
Sections recorded: entrance, front registers, jewelry, fine art, receiving (āthe backā/employees only), stickers, cash office.
No one is actively watching the camera monitors. If weāre bored and lazy, weāll sit and watch, and itās somehow hypnotizing.
I recommend concealingĀ while walking along the outermost walls of the store, basket aisle, clearance aisle, seasonal, and if youāre ballsy- the classroom.
Donāt go to the bathroom, at least ours is next to the frame shop, aka someone gonā see you walk in with merch.
We find empty boxes all the time. We donāt ever look more into it.
The empty box goes in receiving to get damaged out and thrown away.Ā Ditch em in the clearance aisles if theyāre too bulky.
No designated LP person. I used to joke with customers that I was LP and I donāt feel like tackling you today, but really. In all of the time I was there, we had ONE LP guy come in to creep on us and customers.
Iāve sat in the office and watched a woman rip pegs off the wall, dump a wall of strung beads into her bag, and leave the store in less than 2 minutes. We were more impressed than anything tbh.
We cannot confront you,Ā even if we watched you put it in your bag.
We can only customer service you to death and be mildly passive aggressive.
We wonāt chase you down, but the MODĀ will fill out a report if you were seen on camera.
***If you are caught on camera, a screen cap of you and description of the incident will be emailed toĀ every store in the district.
Park further away yāall.
Our parking lot was shared with four other stores (theĀ āmallā was an outdoor shopping center)
When I first started working there, my manager told me to park within 8 spots from the front because that was the limit of the cameras.
Returns/Exchanges
So you lifted something from a different store and Michaels carries the exact same oneā¦
If you return something without a receipt, we will give you the lowest price the item has been in the past 90 days, in store credit.
We also need a valid driverās license so the (national) system will track how often you do non-receipted returns.
If you go up to the register with random, high value items in a non-receipted return transaction (like one expensive brush, one expensive tube of paint, and a pair of jewelry pliers all at once), we have to call an MOD.
If your total refund for a non-receipted return purchase is over $100, the system will prompt for a manager override.
Cash and debit receipted return transactions will be refunded as cash. I had a coworker who would keep these receipts from people who wanted them thrown out, do the return himself, and pocket the cash.
If, for whatever reason, you have a fake travelerās check, try cashing it in here.
Because we do them so infrequently, I had a manager take it for me, and it turned out she took an apparently fake travelerās check and didnāt even know.
However, pls donāt use counterfeit bills here. If we get too many in X amount of time, the Operations Manager will get fired.
So you actually want to buy something?
Still apprehensive to conceal in your bag? We are supposed to look to make sure youāve got all of the items out of the buggy, we are supposed to look inside baskets and boxes, and underneath the liner of baskets.Ā Conceal little items underneath your bag, that is sitting in the child seat of the cart.
50% one regular priced itemĀ (with exclusions): 400100719008 is the barcode number. You can ask the cashier to type this in, in āitem entry.ā It will always work, regardless of what coupon is out that week,
Our employee discount isĀ 30% off your purchase, including sale items (with exclusions): 400100451588.
Is the line too long and the framing counter is open?Ā Be really nice and you can check out there.
Pls be nice to the cashier and donāt ask to make eight separate transactions for eight of the same coupon with the same method of payment. While lifting doesnāt directly affect my paycheck, this coupon policy abuse shit does.Ā if the store doesnāt meet projected goals, we get less hours, which means I have less money to put in my gas tank.
Am I missing something?Ā Ask!
Cheers to my first post after creeping the community for a week, but lifting for like 8 years. Be safe shrimps.
reminder
workers will be exploited the same amount whether or not shoplifting takes place,,, workers will still be treated like dirt and will receive hour cuts whether or not shoplifting takes place,,,, corps do not want to pay for benefits or overtime for their employees so they will cut hours and blame it on shoplifting whether or not shoplifting took place..,, the amount lost to lifting is so small that corps do NOT need to abuse their employees for that reason but THEY DO IT ANYWAYSā¦. Look up any corporationās annual net incomes / gross profits and compare them to annual payroll expense AND annual theft loss of inventory / annual shrinkage. WHY are workers still being abused even with the billion dollar profits after all expenses?
itās almost likeā¦. lifterās arent the problem. wow
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I used to work for a supermarket who stopped offering full time work to all new and future employees, offering only part time posts because they didnāt want to pay out full time benefits
And this same company actually owed me hundreds in pay but I never got, I kept on at them about it and enquired at least THREE TIMES about it and they literally pretended they forgot each time and to go through the process again, and then I was told that too much time had passed to process it.. scummy, low-balling motherf***ers, theyāre a multi billion corporation who literally get away with ripping off workers and farmers š”š”š” next time Iām in Iām literally gonna lift the value of what I am owed, plus interest š bitch better have my money š
AND I forgot to add that this company cut ALL OVERTIME for staff, who were then put under so much pressure as they were totally understaffed and do you know why this was ???
IF THE OVERTIME FIGURES WERE DOWN THE STORE MANAGER WOULD GET HIMSELF A BIG FAT BONUS FOR CHRISTMAS.
YET SHOPLIFTERS ARE THE CROOKS HERE??
I'm sorry but are you serious?
Posting hauls=
Itās easy to distinguish male/females.
We know your build based off clothing sizes.
We know your complexion based off makeup purchased, even hair color if youāre posting brow kits or other products!
Estimated height if youāre posting shoes.
Oh and thereās a lot more..
Youāre easily identifiableš
Please honey alert the police that a pale girl who is a size medium (thereās some info for you š) is gonna steal an $8 lipstick DRAAG ME
nah, itās not. my gender isnāt personally associated with the things I lift in the slightest lmao. but yāall can keep assumin all you want. male who lifts cosmetics and seemingly feminine items right here ā keep tryin tho, since itās so obvious
Jesus, you sound like a child. What are you going to do?? āHello Police, there is a blog that posts pictures of clothes they say they stole; and after hours of stalking their blog Iāve deducted that they are a white female who is normal sized and wears makeup now can you please arrest them?ā
I want this so bad with my blog I can just see it now āThereās a small dark haired Spanish girl named Mary on the west coast whoās stealing shitā my god how rare
āI found a Native american/white mix who wears glasses and likes Lush bath bombs on tumblr dot com someone call the policeā
āum hello i found this blogger on tumblr dot com she is pale and has a 36c bra size thatās all i know but she has better pokemon cards than me and i donāt like itā
Today I found out that the tip jar from@ my fav poc owned business keeps getting taken, I hope people in the lifting community donāt enjoy going out for tea and taking the jar with all the tips in it for fun.. homegirl looked super miserable.
A good lifter knows to never steal from a small business or an individual. Remember, itās only okay to take from large, greedy corporations
And for the love of all that is holy donāt take the god damn tip jar