I like a lot of things

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @lightna312

booone?

text: Geem yoor bone

[midnight-sloth]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

[thememedaddy]

[foxxology]

I'm so sorry

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[kluex-moved]

[tiny-wren]

It's okay guys they're fine. Nothing bad happened :)

[mortuary9]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[runawaymarbles]

Hey. Look at me. Please leave yourself a note somewhere you'll see it later that says "it is going to take years if not decades to get the United States government to the level of functionality it had in November of 2024." If we elect a democrat in 2028, we are not going to be up and running by 2032.

Please make sure you have a reminder in your phone reminding you to not look at 2028/32/36 Democratic candidates and say "why are they not promising/delivering Cool Shit?" because you are going to understand that to get Cool Shit we must have competent people running a decently funded government, and we are not going to have that.

We are not getting UBI. We are not getting single payer healthcare. We are not getting free college or free preschool. We are not redistributing wealth on a large scale. We are not getting free internet. We are not getting ranked choice voting.

If we are lucky, we are going to get an IRS that can collect taxes, qualified schoolteachers, research grants, Social Security, and a government that thinks maybe it should be a priority for people around the worlds to not have AIDS, malaria or TB.

[short-wooloo]

#yeah we need a FDR level democrat to roll up their sleeves and fix the government#people tuned out will forget

I always groan when I hear stuff like this

because do ya'll actually know what an "FDR level democrat" actually requires?

FDR wasn't a transformative impactful President just cuz

He was a President coming off of a major republican economic fuck up AND was a wartime President

But more importantly, consider the composition of Congress during FDR's 12 years (+Truman's 8 years) in office

from 1933 to 1949, the Democrats (FDR's party) had 46 to a whopping 75 out of 96 senate seats (and from 1949 to 1953 they had 45 to 54 out of 96 senate seats)

and then there's the house

1933-1947, Democrats have 220 to 333 house seats (and maintained 186 to 262 house seats from 1947-1953)

you see those numbers? That's why FDR was able to do what he did, you want a New FDR? Well you're gonna need to vote in the requisite House and Senate majorities, I'm talking 67+ Democrat Senators and 290+ Democrat representatives

[2mo3cm-man]

This is FDR’s electoral map.

Know how the Greatest Generation got the New Deal?

They voted for it.

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[daftpatience]

this is what i wanted to make! feel free 2 use this for whatever i love you

[indicatheory]

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[ostolero]

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[heron-knight]

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

[vivianblue]

There will never be a more dedicated lover than Phoenix Wright who went to law school just for a chance to see his childhood friend again, challenge him ideologically and save his life. There will also never be a more dedicated hater than Phoenix Wright who spent seven years pulling strings and crafting an entirely new judicial system just to cancel One Guy in one single case and then move on.