localise mother 3

rj | 20 | he/they

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[marinebiologyshitposts]

hm.. today i want to adventure the ocean!!!

here we are in the epipelagic zone!!! nice and warm and blue!!! but let’s go deeper!!!

[marinebiologyshitposts]

woah… the mesopelagic zone looks cool… but let’s go even deeper. we can do it

[marinebiologyshitposts]

we have arrived at the bathypelagic zone… it doesn’t get deeper… or does it

[marinebiologyshitposts]

we have made it to the abyssopelagic zone!!!

hm. it’s really dark. let’s light this place up! just gimme a minute…

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[lightningchimera]

due to reasons ill probably be making a new account. if you wanna keep following me feel free to message me and ask for the new url

[catasters]

[todaysbird]

my new favorite thing is birds either blatantly ignoring bird-repellent spikes or actually using the spikes to support their nests

(x), (x), (x), (x)

[marcsalmonds]

Direct action pigeons are the working class heroes of the cityscape

[draws-memes]

[lightningchimera]

due to reasons ill probably be making a new account. if you wanna keep following me feel free to message me and ask for the new url

[retrogamingblog]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[strongermonster]

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

[strongermonster]

university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)

[45639844745389475838490347]

Ew university students aren’t smarter than anyone ever at any point

[strongermonster]

hmm it’s almost like i exaggerated the number to make a, how you say, joque! but it seems like it wasn’t your turn with the iq points this weekend huh

[ginakutagawaspersonalwhore]

bitch i’m fucking screaming

[stunningpicture]

$180,000 Aston Martin killed by $200 pink car

[marlbororedgirl]

aesthetic

[autonomous-geordie-deactivated2]

Class war.

[1esknineteen]

#stuart semple attacking anish kapoor

[hashtagloveloses]

POUR ONE OUT FOR COMRADE OPPORTUNITY 

and send a thank you postcard to the Opportunity team for all their hard work!

[lightningchimera]

due to reasons ill probably be making a new account. if you wanna keep following me feel free to message me and ask for the new url

[mlmshino]

[mar-the-subpar-deactivated20200]

[firefox-official]

[jeekoftheweek]

[thyrell]

[pancakemolybdenum]

read paranatural or become the dirt i walk on

[pancakemolybdenum]

surprise theres more

mogami arc 2.0: its all sports anime now

[maybe-not-a-robot]

ness, paula, and poo: *ultilizes psychic powers and a melee weapon to fight*

jeff:

[flawlessvevo]

*drinks water once*

me:

[bergara-boogara]

Shoutout to the kid trying to fool me with a fake ID that looked legitimate as hell except the expiry date was 6969/69/69

[bergara-boogara]

friday is when all the teens try to sneak in the bar. had another baby faced kiddo whose ID said he was born in 1897