gryffindor: why can’t dinasaurs clap?
ravenclaw: because their hands are too short—
slytherin: because they’re dead.
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gryffindor: why can’t dinasaurs clap?
ravenclaw: because their hands are too short—
slytherin: because they’re dead.
nobody:
edward sitting down at the lunch table:
👇👁👄👁👇
This was a comment under a Youtube video, and found it so beautiful that I wanted to share it. Almost made me cry :3
I repeat, that’s not mine! Idk who the owner of this text is. If someone please know, tag him/her under the blog.
Little Girl: What’s on your arm?
Me: They’re battle scars.
Little Girl: You fought in a war?
Me: Yeah. A long and hard one.
Little Girl: That’s so cool! Can I get one?
Me: No. Please do not ever get any. But I’ll tell you what. Whenever you see someone else with battle scars, I want you to hug them, okay? Can you promise me?
Little Girl: Yes. I promise.
A few days later we went on a short shopping spree. Suddenly the little girl let go of my hand and ran up to another random teenager.
Teen: Why are you hugging me?
Little Girl: Because... (*points*) you have battle scars just like my babysitter.
The teen looked up at me, and I rolled up my sleeves to show her. With tears in her eyes, she said one thing to me...
Teen: My war is far from being finished yet, but I’m not done fighting.
She bends down at eye level with the little girl
Teen: Thanks for giving me the strength to keep fighting. You are forever my war hero.
when u start reading a really good book but it has no fandom
periodt :(
Ravenclaw : This month, I’m going to read this book, and this one, and this one too. And watch this tv show. And that one too.
Slytherin : You’re never going to finish all of this.
Ravenclaw : Yes I WILL.
Slytherin : That’s what you always say...
Easton answering Reed’s phone : Easton : Hello? Ella : Easton? Can you let me talk to Reed? Easton : No. Ella : No?? What the hell? Why? Easton : You know forgot something. Ella : Please? Easton : No, this isn’t it. Ella : Then what do you want me to say! Easton : You KNOW what you have to do. Ella : ... Easton : Ella? Ella : No, East’. I’m not saying it. Easton : I guess you’ll never talk to Reed then. Ella : Easton!! Easton : Yeeeees? :) Ella : ... okay... Easton you’re the perfect human being living in this world, and the best and funniest brother of all time. Satisfied ? Easton : And the hottest! Ella : No, that’s Reed.
Slytherin : I spent quarantine on tiktok.
Gryffindor : I spent quarantine taking care of myself and trying to have a glow up.
Ravenclaw : I spent quarantine on Netflix, and reading books.
Hufflepuff : I... ehm... I spent quarantine sleeping :’)
Adrien: I’m angry with you.
Marinette: I’m angry with you, too.
Adrien: Let’s give each other some space.
Marinette: Good idea.
Marinette: [gets off Adrien’s lap to sit next to him on the couch - they’re still holding hands]
Alya: Is this a joke?
Alec Lightwood somehow manages to perfectly fit the categories of ‘looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll’, ‘looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you’, ‘looks like he could kill you and could actually kill you’, and ‘looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll’ all at the same time and I think that’s admirable