green is what? good!!

~ the golden onion ~ og twilight hoe | seth stan asks are open :)

[allegoryofthebeast]

Emmet, singlehandedly keeping the peace in the family for like seventy years straight

[littleblairwitch]

The ballet teachers in twilight coming to work on monday finding their mirrors broken, the floor ripped out and a mutilated corpse on the ground:

[compostea]

edward ‘are you afraid’ cullen to bella when she figures out he’s a vampire:

[compostea]

do you know of edward cullen and his snails ???

[compostea]

[compostea]

i feel like we collectively don’t talk enough about edward’s massive fucking syringe of venom

[compostea]

[inthemiddleofmymidnight]

You’re alone because you’re faster than the others. But not stronger.

[compostea]

THE FACT THAT IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO REALISE LMFAOOO

[compostea]

edward: emmett i stg if u don’t control ur thoughts rn

emmett’s thoughts:

[forksnostalgia]

smeyer: *writes something very weird and uncomfortable to read*

we, the fandom:

[compostea]

Alice: I just saw Edward crying in the library for like five minutes straight, and then his phone alarm went off and he just?? stopped crying?? and went right back to work???

Edward: It’s called time management.

[compostea]

[compostea]

Bella Edward Alice

[compostea]

watching twilight just to feel something 💔

[compostea]

nobody:

edward sitting down at the lunch table:

👇👁👄👁👇

[compostea]

[vclterra]

forgive me (x)

[compostea]

bringing this back because lord knows we need it

😔✨🐌

*ᵉᶠᶠᵉʳᵛᵉˢᶜᵉⁿᵗ*