...I always turn up.

31, she/her or they/them, Jewish, bisexual, mom. I'm Alex, I love my cats, my daughter, my husband, movies, and theatre.

[womanaction]

one of the best sentences I've read on Wikipedia

[schmergo]

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

[caesarsaladinn]

Lincoln Lincoln

[my-random-fandoms]

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)

[mothwizard]

oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!

[sillyfroggremlin]

people with chronic pain and chronic fatigue will be like why does it hurt and why am I so tired

[pangur-and-grim]

some sort of sandwich

[pangur-and-grim]

[ranni-thewitch]

we must make haste in killing every harry potter fan

[trans-asajjventress]

the dutch bike helmet discourse is still so funny. scores of indignant dutch people going on about how they dont need to wear helmets because everybody is used to bike based stuff and knows how to handle themselves, periodically interjected by people who work in emergency rooms in the netherlands talking about how many cases of bike fall related head trauma they see regularly.

[trans-asajjventress]

dutch person: unlike you stupid americans, we have ample bike infrastructure and everybody knows how to navigate bike lanes

dutch ER worker: half of the people i treat are in the ER because they cracked their head on the pavement. my job would be easier if our country wore helmets.

[todaysbird]

it’s Tuesday. time for rat milk circle

[faithmitchells]

hnweek26: day four - favorite dynamic emerald and oj haywood nope (2022) dir. jordan peele

[goatstrogen]

GIRLS THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING,, PLEASE FACTORY RESET YOUR PHONES GET NEW ONES IF YOU HAVE TO GET AN INDEPENDENT SIM card WHAT IS HAPPENING

I'M BEGGING YOU

THEY CANT DO THIS TO YOU PLEASE

[lady-viccy]

that is stalking

[the-kill-all-tmes-lady]

its stalking when it happens to children also btw

[bucketofdeltav]

"My mum won't let me" Okay I am 30 goddamn years old and I still have this thought so let's walk through it together.

What's the worst that can happen if you do it anyway? Genuinely. The literal worst. Catastrophise about it with me for a sec.

Will your mum yell at you? You're an adult. Yelling at fellow adults is Not Okay Actually. (Yelling at kids is also not okay but let's take this one step at a time.) If your mum is yelling at you, a fellow adult, she's the one being weird and out of line. You asked your friend and they said so too (me. I'm the friend.)

Will she cut off your phone plan? That would be a problem. Can you look into whether you can afford to switch to a new plan she doesn't have access to? Most phone companies will let you port your number over pretty easily.

Will she cut you off financially? Run the numbers again. Can you afford for that to happen? If the answer is no, that's okay, I believe you and I know you're making the best decision for your own well-being that you can in the moment. If there's anything you can do to make it more affordable, I do suggest doing that, though.

Will she be physically violent, inclusive of breaking stuff that belongs to you? That’s assault. That's a crime. It's not okay for her to do that and she almost certainly knows it.

Will she stop talking to you? Honestly I gotta say at this point that's not sounding like a bad outcome. It sucks. It really really sucks and I'm sorry if that's a choice you're having to make, but take it from someone who's been there and done that: when someone who is being abusive to you (stalking is abuse! Yelling at you is abuse! Threatening to cut off your funds if you don't do what they want forever is abuse! Breaking your stuff or physically hurting you is abuse!) decides of their own volition to cut you off, it hurts for a hot minute, and then you suddenly realise that you can breathe, and it feels so. Goddamn. Amazing.

Delete the tracking application. Live where you want to live. Change your name. Join or leave the religion. Get the piercing or the tattoo or the surgery. Live your life, because it's yours and not your parents'.

We'll try together, okay?

[rslashrats]

i never watched trolls but the entire “singing killed my grandma okay” scene is comedy gold. theres no way they werent laughing tbeir asses off in the writing room

[rslashrats]

the delivery of the fated line. the pink one’s blank stare after he walks off screen. the random cut to the guy saying his uncle broke his neck tap dancing once that never gets addressed again. the pink one asking what song was being sung as if that was her business. the fact the song he sang when she died was total eclipse of the heart. the cut back from the flashback to the present and literally everyone starts singing the song that is the root of his traumatic memory. its one punch to the face after another

[cryptotheism]

[zentilde]

[cryinglawstudent]

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

[superchat]

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

[superchat]

because they dont read enough hentai

[superchat]

so they dont know where its going

[flowerbleedme]

nobody knows anything anymore.

[shopwitchvamp]

[thedeliaishere]

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[shadoedseptmbr]

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