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perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

tharook

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

tharook

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

toastbutteregg

remember when we all thought swine flu will end the world?

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Uno, dos, stress

literaryglamour

showerthoughtsofficial

People don’t hate math. They hate being confused, intimidated, and embarrassed by math. Their problem is with how it’s taught.

childweanedonpoison

the two italian women who pretended to want a selfie with italian minister of interior (and leader of racist, xenophobic and homophobic right wing party nothern league) at a convention and then proceeded to kiss each other are braver than any us marine. look at his face. look at the shock and disappointment.

bluebeardswiife

it’s just me and my four hundred unread books against the world i guess

getshrektboi

waterloo is stuck in my head again and honestly I couldn’t escape if I wanted to

cest-ian-deactivated20190719

What I want: to be cuddled to sleep

What I get: a crushing sense of loneliness

ghostgloss

concept

ayynick-deactivated20180606

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

mjalti

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building