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YOU ARE THE REASON
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@like-a-puma
This video is basically what my friend knows about Burnie besides what I’ve told him
A man on the quest for knowledge
If you don’t like Burnie Burns, there is something wrong with you.
I’m dying.
List of amazing things from Uno: The Movie
here’s lookin’ at you, kid
“how so very dare you”
the fussy bus
gavin’s squealing “waaaaaaa”
that time they swapped back and forth like 6 times in a row
the time jeremy fucked gavin with an uno
“leafy hand”
“does he have uno?” “i dont know let me check” *swaps hands immediately*
“ryan you might wanna call a babysitter”
the fact that ryan left after an hour and 20 minutes and that wasnt even the halfway point of the video
“penis pumps”
the 5 minute sequences where they were all quietly whispering threats at each other (i.e. “im gonna literally step on gavin’s neck later” “alright, you can go ahead and fuck yourself” “im going to powerbomb you through a desk jeremy”)
that time gavin picked up like 13 cards and then finally got a draw four and accidentally changed it to the only color he didnt have
“what the pap?!”
jeremy cursing every time he drew a card, and struggling to come up with new curses so he wasn’t repeating with each card
“we’ve made more data than the game is”
gavin shrieking as he picked up cards for like a whole minute straight and then finally getting a seven and swapping his massive hand for jack’s two cards
“good lord on a bike”
geoff absolutely losing his shit every 3 seconds
“oh, you slut!”
gavin, whispering: “now you wouldnt believe this, but i cant go”
jeremy: “we’re not still going, are we?” geoff: “yeah, one more game” me *looks at timestamp*: over an hour left in the video
the passive-aggressive “thanks, pal”
“ho-ly shit”
jeremy: “im gonna come at’cha hard”
jeremy “i dont wanna win” dooley
them screaming like lunatics when someone finally won
the door slamming in the background when the episode ending
them singing the credits song
“GET OUT OF HERE, CALEB!”
jack: “someone call the support room” gavin, screaming: “HEY! GET IN HERE!”
jack: “ryan, spending more time in the credits than he did in the video”
every real estate show with a hetero couple
man: okay but what about my MAN CAVE?
woman: wow this is a great closet but where will we put my husband’s clothes? ha ha ha
In the Achievement Hunter fandom, we don’t say, “Fuck you, draw four”, we say, “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.” And I think that’s beautiful.
I arrive at the red base
Headlight Fluid: not found Flag: captured Armor: lightish red
I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE RED BASE
Adam ray of sunshine Kovic
@kvntag
Nothing will be funnier than Notch donating an extra $2,001 to Extra Life because Burnie complained about his $8,000 donation incomparable to a previous $10,000 donation.
Update: Burnie didn’t know that Notch added the extra $2,001. And now, as a reward for Burnie’s achievement in Dead Rising, Burnie will one up Notch’s donation by $1 by donating $10,002 dollars.
UPDATE: NOTCH JUST DONATED $7,777 IN HONOR OF BURNIE’S ACHIEVEMENT, BRINGING NOTCH’S TOTAL TO $17,778. #FORTHEKIDS
He also recently donated $8008 (boob)
imagine being so rich you can donate real money for a joke
They are THE SAME. PERSON.
mjalti:
when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality
i enter the web design class
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MICHAEL AND LINDSAY ARE PREGNANT