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unlimited breadsticks & drama

[farmlesbians]

[likeasadparty]

I spent my weekend clearing out space in every room in order to prepare for work being done on my house this week. And I can confidently say that it bums me out to have minimalist spaces.

I like all of my stuff. I like artwork all over my walls. I like year round Halloween decor. I like blankets and trinkets and crafts and all of my books.

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[likeasadparty]

I remember a time when one would get to work and could simply exist at your desk or in your office to go about your workday. There wasn’t the necessity to log onto whatever chat program so others believe you are available to them every fucking second of the day to deal with their own self imposed problems because they have atrocious time management skills so everything is considered a crisis.

[regardingcomic]

[likeasadparty]

It’s finally cooled down and I can’t even open the windows for fresh air because we are still under an unhealthy air quality alert.

Can’t eat a salad, can’t go outside.

Seriously. WTF is happening around here?

[likeasadparty]

Being alive right now feels like being part of the worst group project ever

[likeasadparty]

This diarrhea lettuce situation is really cramping my food style because my household has survived on bag lettuce and salad kits and prepared fruits & veggies of all types as a staple for years because we are lazy and still like to eat our veggies.

Now I guess nobody is eating a salad.

[pmamtraveller]

Party Pooper by Matty Newton

[kiefbowl]

I be forgetting things

[wifegideonnav]

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

[likeasadparty]

Bro. My boss is having our entire department and their spouses over for dinner and swimming at her house this weekend as like a team building type thing and I was kind of hoping something would happen to cancel it because the last place I want to be is hanging out with coworkers during my free time.

[coeurdeverre82]

saxomaphone

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[dadsuplate]

#I have online aquaintanceships that have been going for 17 years

[deadweight-at7am]

I’m still friends with some girls I met online when I was 15-16.

[likeasadparty]

It’s officially swamp ass season around here.

[chelleville]

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[likeasadparty]

A few hours after I got home from my trip I found my bag of travel sized toiletries… in the cupboard of the half bath. 😩

Also, I had a good time despite my shitty attitude. This morning I ate at a diner shaped like a spaceship with aliens everywhere, pancakes called saucer cakes, and a crazy bathroom you had to go downstairs and through a few windy hallways to find. Wild.