Do you think Ilya packed a Shane Hollander Sex Outfit every time he went to Montreal. For two years straight do you think he stared into his closet and went hmmmm what should I throw in my bag on the off-chance that Shane Hollander wants to have sex with me this time. Is the shirt too much? I’ll bring a different one too just in case. Did he switch it up every time? Try to find the right combo that would magically make Shane say yes without even knowing what was in Ilya’s bag. Do you think it became sort of a superstition to him? Figuring out what combo of slutty shirt and period accurate skinny jeans would do the trick to finally finally get that asshole
















